Mess that you wanted

Don’t let the color coordination fool you, I have no idea what i’m doing

[enki2]

[goryhorroor]

130 favorite horror movies: (116/130)

"hi, I'm... tommy, and i'm your friend to the end! hidey-ho! ha, ha, ha!"

-child's play 2 (1990) dir. john lafia

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[howell-about-that]

phil and his little neck pillow companion 🥺 emotionally supportive, physically supportive, just generally doing important work

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[captain-sassy-socks]

[setulose]

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

[scienceoftheidiot]

Repeat after me : during the 90s WHO had estimated measles would be eradicated by 2020

No more measles. Eradicated. Forever.

Viscerally angry? Talk about being absolutely furious every fucking second of every fucking day.

[sisterdaniells]

remember when we lost our shit over this?

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[enslavedbyfaeries]

In honor of our summer heatwave and the electric grids pleading for mercy 🔥 🥵

Paper: Arches 100% cotton/ cold press

Brushes: Isabey mop/ Silver Black Velvet rounds/ Rosemary & Co detail brushes

Paint: Daniel Smith/ HWC Holbein/ Poems About You

[notenotenotenote3]

💚💚💖🧡🤍💜💖💚💚

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[celestial-fang]

Instead of the new dogshit Odyssey film you should watch Iphigenia (1977). It’s made by actual Greek people and focuses on a mother-daughter relationship to explore how women are sacrificed by powerful men in times of war. Also the main actress has the face of an angel 🙏 the whole movie is available on YT with English subtitles.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]