sleebyplampts

24 | they/them, iel/ellui | currently hyperfixated on The Sandman  | comic spoilers tagged #the sandman comic spoilers

[wondersmith-and-sons]

it’s just funny though that in The Before Times when the goat burned (or didn’t burn) there was very little fanfare except maybe some tongue in cheek celebration (or disappointment). but give it a few jokes about lack of ritual sacrifice and a five-year survival streak and two plague years and suddenly we’ve collectively tapped into the seasonal worship instincts of our ancestors from 36,000 BCE and created a new sacred ritual through sheer force of internet jokes and desperate hope. it’s like we’ve crowdfunded a god.

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[beaft]

you are all. correct.

[tothechaos]

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

[ilikepotatooes-deactivated20250]

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

there are rays of sunshine in this dark world

[sourdough-seal]

“omg I love that show!” yeah me too it makes up 34% of my core personality. unfortunately i can’t discuss it in public without having a meltdown

[louisegluckpdf]

google maps wrapped 2023

you confused your right and left 523 times

your most traveled-to destination was your own home

you said "girl shut the fuck up" to the voice giving directions every time it told you you'd made a wrong turn

[livingthewritelife-things]

When I get an email: 🤨

When it's from ao3: 😃😁😊🥰😍🤩😃

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?

yeah, it’s the raisin d’être

[gjjuddmk2]

[duckdotcom]

I need a job where I just untangle strings and cords for people for hours every day

[enigma-the-anomaly]

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

[djpaulyd]

crazy how we are all in this groupchat called the tumblr dashboard

[straightboyfriend]

asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x

[anxious-m3ss]

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

[1percentcharge]

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show