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It's very said to me personally that nor me nor any of my close friends will ever get traditionally married because I would love running a bridal party like the navy

#personal

nepofledgling

no one can accuse me of AI because I’m hopelessly addicted to posting WIPs and then taking five weeks to actually share the finished product because I’m not only an attention seeker but also a procrastinator

Deep conditioning my hair at 2am bc I'm fully in control of my life thanks

#personal #the quarter life crisis hair dye is. here #and man they weren't lying bleaching your hair fucks it up Immediately I'm getting nots constantly #I dropped an ungodly amount of money into haircare products and if this bitch isn't silky and soft next week I'm blowing up the whole planet

Hell is a room filled with your centrist relatives

#personal

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I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

#oh I KNOW I am #shout to that one Riko hate anon you have given me many laughs

The Testaments Hulu is making up a kind of yuri cocaine I personally have not seen since Stephen Schwartz wrote Wicked in 2003

#being in love with your best friend to the point you kill your own father to avenge her and she ruins her own life to save you from the #consequences. she is in love with a man but she gets that man to marry you to save you from social ruin which saves your life AGAIN #but you don't want that!!! you don't want to be stuck in this place forever and all you wanted was for her to run away with you #now the two of you will be equally unhappy forever. waow #The guy is also here I guess.

Cut myself really bad in the knee while shaving like some kind of instant feminist karmic punishment

#personal

So I fucked up and accidentally deleted my review of the world's okayest book. Right now I don't have the patience to redo it. Maybe someday

#constelationprize reviews

jessebloom

rule 1 of rpf have fun it's all fun and games rule 2 ignore rule 1 it's all real and true rule 3 ignore rules 1&2 just do cognitive dissonance rule 4 be better than the larries but if you have the ability to hack into airport security cameras well what better use is there than for rpf

I think that like at least 50% of why Formula One sports romance will never take off the way Hockey romance did in spite of it having even more possibility of MF romance by being coed and involving mostly white (at least) millionaires as the top players AND having a extremely strong culture of intense rivalries is that no author in the world can come up with a plot that beats what happened in real life to Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg. And I have made peace with that

#honorable mention of course to literally every documentary about Proust and Senna ever and Rush (2013)#UNhonorable mention to the F1 movie. I didn't watch it but I know it was bad and straight #but yeah I think once we've hit 'best friends teammates rivals everything bar lovers really' said on live tv out of nowhere irl #even trying to rpf about it becomes futile. let's all pack this shit up and go home #this being said I will be reading the formula one in space book. because of course I will

constelationprize

Currently looking for good quarter life crisis activities but for someone who doesn't drink or do any drugs or have sex or like parties.

constelationprize

Dyed my hair this quarter life crisis shit is so easy actually. On the downside my car battery DID die in the parking lot of the hair salon. On the upside my stepmom was there with me and took me home. On the downside again I'm gonna have to fix that tomorrow. On the upside again I look really hot

drowsymiha

Post-game reunion

#kevjean #proud to show this to the hairdresser currently combing the shit out of my hair

jakemorph

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

#I have rebloged this before as #jean moreau #and I'll do it again!

Like out of truly fucking nowhere a food content creator I sorta followed came out with a anti-North Korea propaganda video and my flabbers have never been this gasted

#FULLY out of nowhere #just posted a video in the border talking about how Sad it is that Evil North Korea spontaneously decided to separate families #ate like a traditional soup that had some meat and said oh it's so sad that North Koreans probably don't have meat to eat with this dish #just fully that WE ARE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY THAT DID THIS hot dog guy meme #can't stress to you how that wasn't like the faintest indication she was even going to Korea before that video #USAmerican btw. important to stress that part out

threedollarsdotcom

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

#riko moriyama

Today on the Kindle Unlimited Chronicles, someone has pitched their book as "enthusiastic consent" and "captor/captive" simultaneously. And, well, I simply don't think that's possible

#bkudr

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