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MOVED ACCOUNTS !!
please reblog this if you follow me ! and follow me on my other account- @constellationdepression !! remade my account cuz i couldnt deal w/ the safe mode and couldnt change it so follow me there please !
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So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—”
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important
let’s applause phil, who still travels with dan even though dan • is never ready to leave on time • leaves packing until last minute • is so awkward that gets kicked out of a country • literally forgets the only thing he needs to travel, his passport • does stupid shit before leaving i.e sprays deodorant to his face
i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…. lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table…. theres nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.
Umm and the fact you will either Break your perfectly good furniture that you would have to replace or break something else that maybe more expensive.
Sure those furniture arent heavy but they are weirdly shaped and have different areas that are more weighted down. You can end up hurting yourself if you throw wrong.
You might throw it in another persons direction.
Social constructs my ass. Its common sense to not throw shit around.
so basically what youre describing thats stopping you here is
social constructs (money, ‘good’ furniture)
cowardice (”You can end up hurting yourself” “You might throw it in another persons direction.”)
so my point still stands
I was not disappointed!
improvising is always funny, right
I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner
anime girl: *breathes*
her tiddies:
mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*
My dude.
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
ive been sitting on a phone call with a guy from microsoft for an hour now after my computer crashed so he can help me re-upgrade to win10 and 99% of it has been pure silence but 5 mins ago he asked me if he can go pee.
i told him bro u been sittin here watching my slow ass computer install windows 10 for over 50 minutes you can go make yourself a cup of tea and a sandwich if you want.
he came back and apologised for making me wait for him but he said he made a sandwich and a coffee and now he’s chilling at his desk having a bite to eat and we’re just hanging out watching my percentage climb.
im getting jack of the silence so i asked him where he’s from bc he has an accent and theres a slight delay and he said he’s in the philippines so now we’re talking about the girl who won silver in the weightlifting at rio and he’s so proud of her its adorable.
apparently it’s the first medal the philippines has won since the olympics in 1996 so this woman is a hero over there rn. i love hearing underdog stories i want to hear more.
shit boy now we’re talking about how countries like the US and australia are disappointed when they dont win gold medals but athletes from countries like the philippines are the pride of the nation if they even place and how it suggestive of the values of first world countries
BOY THIS IS GETTING DEEP
we’re two hours in and i asked him what his record was for the longest phone call and he said five and a half.
bRO. FIVE HOURS ON THE DAMN PHONE HOW DOES A MOFO DEAL WITH THAT.
im on hold again bc his supervisor wants something but apparently the five and a half hour phone call was because a guy was mad that he couldn’t figure out how to work windows 8 when he got a new computer so my tech guy spent nearly six hours teaching him how to use a fucking operating system.
this guy has the patience of a damn saint can we give him a medal or something like lets give the philippines their second medal in 20 years pleASE.
my computer finally entered its boot-reboot stage after installation and he asked me in the most polite way humanely possible if we could perhaps end the call and he will call me back tomorrow to make sure the upgrade finished properly.
this guy just spent over two hours chilling on the phone with me and he’s still gonna call me back tomorrow just to check that everything is ok.
i feel like ive entered a new plane of existence.
UPDATE
he called me back like he promised he would and asked whether everything was okay, and i told him it was and that ive reinstalled everything.
he said he was so happy that my computer is working again and that he was so glad that i was his customer because he’s not used to being able to chat and talk with the people on the other end just for the hell of it and it made his day yesterday.
his supervisor got on the phone and i gave him a glowing review, she said shes going to email me a survey so i can put it all on paper so he has the physical feedback to his name.
honestly that just made the whole stress of my computer crashing its pants so much better.
also his name is jhon.
me before shaving: Ugh
me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me
no offense but the media either has to stop writing underage characters or start using underage actors to play these underage characters because i can’t watch another sexualized 20something play a 17 year old girl bruh! can’t do it anymore my guy! it’s gotta stop diva!
no offense but all of the people in the comments talkin bout “they literally cant child labor laws” have never seen icarly and baby that is so sad
*One city changes the pride flag to include brown and black to represent POC within their LGBTQ community due to issues within their community and attempt to raise awareness to these issues and to show solidarity and acceptance*
Every white gay™ across the world:
Gilbert Baker low key just died and you fucking gremlins already messing with his legacy, that’s the real tea. The Pride flag is an inclusive, recognizable, and beautiful symbol that is part of our history and shouldn’t be altered /at all/.
I mean cool the flag literally has changed many times since the original creation.. so why exactly are you upset now. Why aren’t you raving about the other times it was changed
People who get mad about the addition of brown and black to the flag and “the legacy of the flag” are exactly like conservatives who get upset at protesters “disrespecting the American flag” rather than wondering why the protests are happening. If you’re too busy protecting “the legacy” of the gay pride flag instead of supporting LGTBQ+ people of color, you have priorities to sort out.
quick question how do you low key die im asking for a friend.
i can’t tell what’s worse, “gilbert baker low key just died,” “that’s the real tea” or calling black and brown people “fucking gremlins”
When you’re shy as hell and you need to ask someone a question, but you have to build up the mental energy first
Today I was chatting with a coworker who I knew had been in an abusive relationship in the past. She was laughing as she told me and another coworker about how her ex never let her leave the house. Like she was for real cracking jokes about his jealous rages and how she wasn’t allowed to so much as set foot outside their door if he wasn’t with her, and the way she was telling it was funny, so we laughed along. “That’s why I enjoy doing the little things now, like taking the bus and going to the bank,” she said, and we all giggled because who likes public transportation and doing errands, right?
Then she got serious for the first time since the conversation started, it lasted only for a few moments, but I will never forget the one sentence that she said without smiling: “I’m going to die before I let that happen to me again.”
There was also this one rape victim whom a relative of mine represented in court. The rapist’s lawyer tried to discredit her by pointing out that she’d laughed while giving her testimony. She was eighteen years old on the witness stand, telling a judge and a room full of people about what had been done to her. She giggled because she was embarrassed about having to describe the graphic sex acts, and she nearly lost her case because of that.
I have classmates who laughed while telling me about old men who stole kisses from them. Who made jokes out of stories about their boyfriends screening their messages and forcing them to do things they didn’t want to do. I have known girls who were molested and manipulated for years, who shake their heads and snicker at their own past selves, how could I have let him do that to me, I was so naive, hahaha. This one woman reenacted for me, complete with dramatic gestures and voice impersonations, how her ex-husband who was under a Temporary Restraining Order scaled the gate of her house with a gun, and how she’d locked herself in her bedroom and screamed at the police over the phone to come NOW. Both of us were in stitches at the end of her tale, clutching our stomachs in mirth.
Just because they laugh doesn’t mean it isn’t real.
I can laugh about my abusive ex now because I’m not with him and will never have to let him near me again. I also sometimes wake in a cold sweat because I dreamed that I didn’t leave him. Laughing about trauma is an odd coping skill, but it is super common because it helps people stay sane in the face of awful things. We laugh to keep from crying.
