Andrews Construction🚧

Single | 52 My name is Fred and I am your average dad. Proud owner of Andrews Construction 🔨

[constructiondad]

A statement from Riverdale executive producers, Warner Bros. Television and The CW on the passing of Luke Perry.

Source: Archie Comics FB

[constructiondad]

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Luke Perry died this morning (Monday, March 4th, 2019) due to a stroke he had last Wednesday. He was 52. However, as he passed, he was surrounded by his loved ones, for which I am truly happy. Best wishes to his family as they cope with this tragedy.

He was truly the heart of Riverdale. He brought so much to the show and his character. I had always overlooked Fred Andrews as a character, but when Luke Perry brought him to life, I was instantly drawn in, and he became my favorite character in all of Riverdale. While it would be incorrect to call myself a fan of the show, and I was only able to watch one season before deciding to stop, his storyline as Fred (to me) was always so compelling, and drew me in enough that even tho a majority of the story lines did not strike my fancy, his did. His relationship with hermione was so beautiful and cute in the first season, and I’m so sad that they decided to chuck it out in exchange for Varchie.... but I know most people do agree that parentdale has been a diamond in the rough that is Riverdale.

Of course Luke Perry’s work as Fred would quickly function as a muse for this plucky lil role play blog. There was some drama behind the scenes, but it was fun while it lasted, and I’m happy to know that this blog made others happy too. It was a good time, and the first time I had role played in years.

Thank you Luke Perry for crafting such wonderful characters and bringing joy to your family and thousands of others. You seemed so kind. May you rest in peace.

[alexandercabot]

relationships are dumb

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird……..

[daddysaltandpepper]

bahh damn kids. just becuase i got this goatee doesnt mean im a goat…

anyway the goat is really nice, i took him in for a few days. we had fun

[carrotdom]

Then take him back you ninny @constructiondad drop it off at Kevin’s house his pa wants it

[constructiondad]

Okokokok. I’ll put the goat in Vegas’ pet carrier. Come hereeee little goat, come heerreee. It’s time to go home to @daddysaltandpepper.

[daddysaltandpepper]

n o

i am half way across riverdale

i am going on a roadtrip

[constructiondad]

What am i supposed to with this goat, then?

[carrotdom]

Dad let’s eat it

[daddysaltandpepper]

NO

YOU DONT JUST EAT A GOAT ANDREWS

[carrotdom]

Yes, you can. You just have to kill it first. We have the right materials to do so in the shed.

[constructiondad]

I. Um. Archie the goat does belong to Sheriff Keller, and if he doesnt want us killing it, then we cant…… Besides, I’m definitely not killing the goat. I like animals too much to kill them myself. (But i dont like them enough that i wont eat meat…) Besides, Archie, it’s kind of cute, dont you think?

[carrotdom]

Okay fine. I was just saying that to scare it off anyway.

Can’t we just drop it off at his house? Kevin’s there to look after it

Also it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever laid eyes on.

[daddysaltandpepper]

Kevin is terrible with animals. Every pet we had was somehow killed in a time span less than a month and at the hands of kevin.

If that goat is handed to him, he will d i e and i dont want that

[carrotdom]

Well, it’s not our problem. You didn’t even call and ask us to care for your goat like a responsible adult.

[daddysaltandpepper]

kevin dropped him off at your place because i had to go urgently

[carrotdom]

If you lost your phone what are you typing on?

[daddysaltandpepper]

laptop

[constructiondad]

I can see the goat typing from my window, I know it's you Keller.......

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird……..

[daddysaltandpepper]

bahh damn kids. just becuase i got this goatee doesnt mean im a goat…

anyway the goat is really nice, i took him in for a few days. we had fun

[carrotdom]

Then take him back you ninny @constructiondad drop it off at Kevin’s house his pa wants it

[constructiondad]

Okokokok. I’ll put the goat in Vegas’ pet carrier. Come hereeee little goat, come heerreee. It’s time to go home to @daddysaltandpepper.

[daddysaltandpepper]

n o

i am half way across riverdale

i am going on a roadtrip

[constructiondad]

What am i supposed to with this goat, then?

[carrotdom]

Dad let’s eat it

[daddysaltandpepper]

NO

YOU DONT JUST EAT A GOAT ANDREWS

[carrotdom]

Yes, you can. You just have to kill it first. We have the right materials to do so in the shed.

[constructiondad]

I. Um. Archie the goat does belong to Sheriff Keller, and if he doesnt want us killing it, then we cant…… Besides, I’m definitely not killing the goat. I like animals too much to kill them myself. (But i dont like them enough that i wont eat meat…) Besides, Archie, it’s kind of cute, dont you think?

[bettyc0oper]

Mr. Andrews I like you enough that I think you should know this. Archie is lying to you, sir. And this goat is indeed Sheriff Keller (who likes you, fyi) who got turned into a goat by magic.

[constructiondad]

You know, growing up I always heard of supernatural things happening in Riverdale but I thought it was just a bunch of conspiracies and emo kids making up stuff to be edgy! Jesus crhist, I never thought they were true. If it were anyone else but Betty, I would call bullshit but I trust her word far more than either of keller and archie’s (no offense, guys)…. Hey un @carrotdom and @daddysaltandpepper care to explain???? Jesus christ what the fuck………

[carrotdom]

OKAY FINE It all started when @alexandercabot sent an ass pic to @doiley-files and so @alexandraofficial and I planned to get him back By setting a trap of a net filled with worms and @horselikeappendages didn’t like that so he kidnapped His dad, who is apparently a goat??? I have no idea about that and he wants to replace both me and Vegas and have you love him more than you love us and eventually commit bestiality with him. I know. Crazy right?

[constructiondad]

Um. Wow. That is.... quite the story. Huh....

Archie, I need you to know that I would NEVER commit bestiality and I would never replace either you or vegas....

How do we turn him back??? He cant stay a goat forever.....

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird……..

[daddysaltandpepper]

bahh damn kids. just becuase i got this goatee doesnt mean im a goat…

anyway the goat is really nice, i took him in for a few days. we had fun

[carrotdom]

Then take him back you ninny @constructiondad drop it off at Kevin’s house his pa wants it

[constructiondad]

Okokokok. I’ll put the goat in Vegas’ pet carrier. Come hereeee little goat, come heerreee. It’s time to go home to @daddysaltandpepper.

[daddysaltandpepper]

n o

i am half way across riverdale

i am going on a roadtrip

[constructiondad]

What am i supposed to with this goat, then?

[carrotdom]

Dad let’s eat it

[daddysaltandpepper]

NO

YOU DONT JUST EAT A GOAT ANDREWS

[carrotdom]

Yes, you can. You just have to kill it first. We have the right materials to do so in the shed.

[constructiondad]

I. Um. Archie the goat does belong to Sheriff Keller, and if he doesnt want us killing it, then we cant…… Besides, I’m definitely not killing the goat. I like animals too much to kill them myself. (But i dont like them enough that i wont eat meat…) Besides, Archie, it’s kind of cute, dont you think?

[bettyc0oper]

Mr. Andrews I like you enough that I think you should know this. Archie is lying to you, sir. And this goat is indeed Sheriff Keller (who likes you, fyi) who got turned into a goat by magic.

[constructiondad]

You know, growing up I always heard of supernatural things happening in Riverdale but I thought it was just a bunch of conspiracies and emo kids making up stuff to be edgy! Jesus crhist, I never thought they were true. If it were anyone else but Betty, I would call bullshit but I trust her word far more than either of keller and archie's (no offense, guys).... Hey un @carrotdom and @daddysaltandpepper care to explain???? Jesus christ what the fuck.........

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird……..

[daddysaltandpepper]

bahh damn kids. just becuase i got this goatee doesnt mean im a goat…

anyway the goat is really nice, i took him in for a few days. we had fun

[carrotdom]

Then take him back you ninny @constructiondad drop it off at Kevin’s house his pa wants it

[constructiondad]

Okokokok. I’ll put the goat in Vegas’ pet carrier. Come hereeee little goat, come heerreee. It’s time to go home to @daddysaltandpepper.

[daddysaltandpepper]

n o

i am half way across riverdale

i am going on a roadtrip

[constructiondad]

What am i supposed to with this goat, then?

[carrotdom]

Dad let’s eat it

[daddysaltandpepper]

NO

YOU DONT JUST EAT A GOAT ANDREWS

[carrotdom]

Yes, you can. You just have to kill it first. We have the right materials to do so in the shed.

[constructiondad]

I. Um. Archie the goat does belong to Sheriff Keller, and if he doesnt want us killing it, then we cant…… Besides, I’m definitely not killing the goat. I like animals too much to kill them myself. (But i dont like them enough that i wont eat meat…) Besides, Archie, it's kind of cute, dont you think?

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird……..

[daddysaltandpepper]

bahh damn kids. just becuase i got this goatee doesnt mean im a goat…

anyway the goat is really nice, i took him in for a few days. we had fun

[carrotdom]

Then take him back you ninny @constructiondad drop it off at Kevin’s house his pa wants it

[constructiondad]

Okokokok. I’ll put the goat in Vegas’ pet carrier. Come hereeee little goat, come heerreee. It’s time to go home to @daddysaltandpepper.

[daddysaltandpepper]

n o

i am half way across riverdale

i am going on a roadtrip

[constructiondad]

What am i supposed to with this goat, then?

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird……..

[daddysaltandpepper]

bahh damn kids. just becuase i got this goatee doesnt mean im a goat…

anyway the goat is really nice, i took him in for a few days. we had fun

[carrotdom]

Then take him back you ninny @constructiondad drop it off at Kevin’s house his pa wants it

[constructiondad]

Okokokok. I'll put the goat in Vegas' pet carrier. Come hereeee little goat, come heerreee. It's time to go home to @daddysaltandpepper.

[carrotdom]

@constructiondad there’s a goat in our backyard please get rid of it I’m scared it will hurt me or Vegas 😰😨

[constructiondad]

I. Why is there a goat in my yard. Where did it come from. Wait. Is this the goat that everyone likes to pretend is @daddysaltandpepper? I hate to be that dad, but teens these days are weird........

[f-rsythia]

Callout post

Sheriffe kellr:

-ugly

that’s it block + report him!!

[constructiondad]

Keller is NOT ugly

[did-you-know]

Louboutina is an NYC golden retriever that can’t stop giving hugs. After her owner ended a relationship, she started ‘holding hands’ with him by sitting up and grabbing his hands with both her paws. Now that she’s upgraded to hugs, she’s gained 58k Instagram followers and spends about 2 hours a day hugging the people she meets on her walks. Source Source 2 Source 3

[chrrybombshellxxxxxxxx]

Pictured: @constructiondad 

Can you explain this what does this mean should we be frightened?

[constructiondad]

Archie is an unstoppable force he cant be tamed. I do my best to control him but he never listens. You should definitely be frighted.

[constructiondad]

Happy Valentines Day

Love isnt real.

[carrotdom]

Damn Dad, did mom really hurt you that much?

[constructiondad]

Yes. She is the biggest 🐍. She is Like… the queen of the snakes.

👑 🐍

She dropped me like I was nothing…… i loved her so much!! It hurt a lot…. 😔💔

[carrotdom]

I’m (not) sorry that it didn’t work out for you papa :( But love is real. How do you explain me and @valerkitty ?

[constructiondad]

Plenty of old people find love, Archie >:(

But you have a good point.... thank you for the support :) ❤️

[constructiondad]

Home depot >>>> Mernards

[constructiondad]

Happy Valentines Day

Love isnt real.

[carrotdom]

Damn Dad, did mom really hurt you that much?

[constructiondad]

Yes. She is the biggest 🐍. She is Like... the queen of the snakes.

👑 🐍

She dropped me like I was nothing...... i loved her so much!! It hurt a lot.... 😔💔

[constructiondad]

@mantlethemagnificent why do people keep posting strings of random emojis. You linked me to that emoji video which decoded just a handful of emojjs but these are even more complex combinations. What do you know that I dont.

[chrrybombshellxxxxxxxx]

🙊🙈👀😈😩😧👌❤

[constructiondad]

I dont know what this is but it makes me feel dirty. Cheryl what does it mean. Talking in code is rude.

[carrotdom]

Please don’t tell me Cheryl, you want to fuck my dad?

[constructiondad]

@chrrybombshell please no I am not that type of daddy