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vronicamrs-deactivated20231201

i love evan speck so much idk where to put it all

vronicamrs-deactivated20231201

i love evan speck so much idk where to put it all

donutsaredelicious

I have watched this too many times to be considered a healthy person...

soapulp-deactivated20200310

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

soapulp-deactivated20200310

evil again

icebats

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

icebats

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

crimecommitter420-deactivated20

Why do women hate innovation?

teaboot

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

teaboot

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

teaboot

Do y'all know how many people have messaged me asking about pretzel bread? I meant to write ‘cheesy bread’ and fucked up. I didn’t believe pretzel bread was a thing, but I googled it, and it is, but y'all just took my word for it and assumed I knew something you didn’t. That’s the thing. That’s my goddamn exhibit A. My life is an absurdist comedy

bakwaaas

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

cursedimagez

lynxskulls

It remembers what it once was

cursedimagez

lynxskulls

It remembers what it once was

hydro-homies

Tony Hawk is at a weird level of fame.

itsphansbutterfly

Supportive boyfriend Dan

chronicowboy

they have a history

one-abuse-survivor

Me: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.

Therapist: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.

Me: oH NO, I have fooled her too,

oatmylkmachiato

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.