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lush employee: hello welcome to lush would you like to buy some of our dirt harvested from the actual earth for only $27.99 per ounce

somanypetals

if this post didn’t have so many notes I’d scroll off but ya’ll need to find your fucking chill

yes lush products can be pricey, they’re not always in everybody’s price range I completely understand that, and yes they can be in weird formulas, or too ~au naturale~ for some people

cool, if you don’t like their products that’s fine by me but there’s no need to throw shade at other people for it

the reasons the prices can be high is because not only do lush try to ethically source absolutely every ingredient possible, but they do their god damn fucking best to pay everyone involved in the process a fair wage

how many other big beauty companies that use sandalwood in their products try to source it in a way that helps support indigenous australian communities?

how many other companies give all the proceeds of a body scrub minus government tax to a fund that is trying to help save the great barrier reef?

how many other companies not only hire openly trans and queer people without blinking but also support them and their potential struggles in the workplace and do campaigns for their rights?

how many other beauty companies are not only 100% against animal testing for their products but have been making efforts and campaigns for years to try and outlaw animal testing for cosmetics globally?

like boo hoo you find it dumb that a product has sand in it and don’t like that it’s getting popular with other people

move on already

sacredarch

shout out to Lush for supporting the Free West Papua campaign too!

andemo34

In Mexico City, gay and lesbian couples can adopt since 2009. Yesterday the Mexican Supreme Court rulled that same sex couples are a family model recognized by the Constitution, and therefore, they have the right to adpot in all of Mexico. Since yesterday all Mexicans have the right to form a family. I made this to celebrate.

prince-everhard

as-thin-as-fuck

THIS BLOWS MY MIND EVERY FUCKING TIME, LOOK AT THE STRINGS!

rubyetc

owlmylove

this is exactly what it feels like thank you so much for illustrating this

praial

Perú: Salt evaporation ponds in Maras, a town in the Sacred Valley of the Incas, Cusco.

automatically

when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”

tobias-14

pixelatedpixie

“tbh youre nice and we may not agree on everything but you seem really cool!” haha thats nice mary so what are we talking about here do we disagree on pineapple on pizza or police brutality

cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20

yeah this

spork

oH MY GOD WHEN PEOPLE SAY THIS TO ME

chromolume

those parts of musicals where everyone’s singing their own melodies at once but then it reaches a climax and everyone sings the same tune, like that’s the most satisfying thing ever

skellydun

the seasons change but my black skinny jeans don’t

sgtsupersoldier

sense8 | (almost all of) the cluster + childhood

admittedlymaddy-deactivated2018

Because I took your pulse...

Perhaps there was another reason that Sherlock was so upset on the plane.

I’ve been thinking about the tarmac scene recently since I re-watched ASIB last night and I couldn’t help but get stuck on these two particular scenes:

Which made me think about this scene…

During the tarmac handshake scene, Sherlock takes off his glove to properly shake johns hand and to say goodbye to his best friend, but could it be something more?

After the first initial handshake, there is a rather large pause before one final shake and Sherlock walks away to board the plane.

Assuming that Sherlock did take his pulse during this scene, there is a chance Johns heart was beating faster than average. Sherlock, think he was going to certain death at this point, would be thinking that he had missed a very large opportunity with John.

No…He wasn’t just upset about leaving his best ‘friend’.

shakspeare

And we could cruise to the news, pico boulevard in your used little bullet car if we choose… mr born to lose ✨

ig: plantagenets

weirdpaintdrawings-blog

theinturnetexplorer

laser-free diet.

floatingwithobrien

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”