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mcr stamps I made

credit so more people can find them? pls? pls pls pls pls

I love this band sm >:D

My friend reminded me of this joke from looney tunes back in action and I thought it was so funny that I decided to steal it

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“Must have been a sadist”, Jason says.

Yeah. Uh huh. Yup. Right on the money there. Immaculate.

The detective training is paying off, so it seems.

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Dick: No. I refuse, get somebody else to do it.

Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now

Damian: What are you arguing about?

Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.

Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again

Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.

Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.

Cas: Leader

Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?

Tim: No i called dibs on Jason

Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?

Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.

Jason: …

Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P

Dick: I don’t wanna!

Tim: What, do you wanna switch?

Dick: Well, no—

Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.

Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.

Tim: Okay. Be Batman.

Dick: …

Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.

Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?

Cass: Dibs

Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair

Bruce, who’s been sitting at the dining room table with them the whole time: Are you done dividing my assets and responsibilities between yourselves now? Can we eat our dinner?

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made some superbat flags to bring to SDCC this year! so they will always find each other <3

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It’s a lil snowy

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he's so cute🥺✋

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Don’t distract your boyfriend, Clark!!

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I had the idea of Alfred absolutely abhorring the kids calling him "grandpa" or "gramps" or alluding to him being their grandfather in any way. Not because he doesn't love them, Alfred would carve out his heart if it would please those children who are so dear to him, not because they aren't blood related, those children are related not because he doesn't want to think of himself as old, he know he is, he feels it in his bones but...

That's Thomas. Thomas is their grandfather, he's their "gramps/grandpa". He would be their grandfather only if... But Alfred knows that if Thomas had lived, none of the children would be in the house or would even be known to him. His guilt doesn't make sense and he knows it but it doesn't prevent him from feeling the guilt that washes over him every time one of the kids hugs him tight and calls him "grandpa" or brings him a card on Father's Day. Alfred feels like an imposter, as if he's somehow betraying Tommy's - Thomas' - memory because it's Alfred who is here to watch his son grow into an extraordinary man and watch him raise an amazing batch of talented, smart and great kids. It's Alfred who is here, despite all of Alfred's vows to keep Thomas and Martha and Bruce safe. He can't hear the titles that he knows Thomas would have delighted in without remembering his greatest failure.

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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

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*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

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*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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We don't give Selina enough flack for choosing Bruce of all people as a significant other because he just fits her cat obsession to a tee because the guy is literally a cat? Hear me out, but Bruce gives off insane cat energy. The man's attention is attracted by a beam of light. The guy likes to crouch on high surfaces and gaze down on everything. The man likes only like five people enough to let touch him. He'd probably come running if you shook a puzzle at him. He moves so quietly he should wear a bell. The man takes long naps during the day to prowl around at night. He has a fascination with brightly coloured little birds. The man is a cat, of course he belongs to Catwoman.