Superbat

Heya~ the hyperfixation won, so I'm making this blog to reblog all the good superbat posts to. My main is @spigosaur and my art blog is @spigo-art

[herius-is-drawing]

Don’t distract your boyfriend, Clark!!

[robs-your-robins]

I had the idea of Alfred absolutely abhorring the kids calling him "grandpa" or "gramps" or alluding to him being their grandfather in any way. Not because he doesn't love them, Alfred would carve out his heart if it would please those children who are so dear to him, not because they aren't blood related, those children are related not because he doesn't want to think of himself as old, he know he is, he feels it in his bones but...

That's Thomas. Thomas is their grandfather, he's their "gramps/grandpa". He would be their grandfather only if... But Alfred knows that if Thomas had lived, none of the children would be in the house or would even be known to him. His guilt doesn't make sense and he knows it but it doesn't prevent him from feeling the guilt that washes over him every time one of the kids hugs him tight and calls him "grandpa" or brings him a card on Father's Day. Alfred feels like an imposter, as if he's somehow betraying Tommy's - Thomas' - memory because it's Alfred who is here to watch his son grow into an extraordinary man and watch him raise an amazing batch of talented, smart and great kids. It's Alfred who is here, despite all of Alfred's vows to keep Thomas and Martha and Bruce safe. He can't hear the titles that he knows Thomas would have delighted in without remembering his greatest failure.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[robs-your-robins]

We don't give Selina enough flack for choosing Bruce of all people as a significant other because he just fits her cat obsession to a tee because the guy is literally a cat? Hear me out, but Bruce gives off insane cat energy. The man's attention is attracted by a beam of light. The guy likes to crouch on high surfaces and gaze down on everything. The man likes only like five people enough to let touch him. He'd probably come running if you shook a puzzle at him. He moves so quietly he should wear a bell. The man takes long naps during the day to prowl around at night. He has a fascination with brightly coloured little birds. The man is a cat, of course he belongs to Catwoman.

[quiinncherie]

[minnow-doodle-doo]

its hard for Bruce to be human.

[jadaughter]

[bat-bleed]

Wow guys look at this new variant cover

[lightningstrikes-art]

[atomikats]

oh whatever

[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[ashoss]

stakeouts

[l00106]

[gravygranola]

I do think they'd be insufferable

[robs-your-robins]

Opinions about batgordon?

It happened once, they were both infected with Ivy's pollen, Bruce was surprised that Gordon came on to him but said fuck it, Gordon regrets it as soon as it happened. They don't speak of it.

[robs-your-robins]

Clark: Um, Lois?

Lois, holding a newborn Jon: Yes.

Clark: I got something to tell you. It's about the baby.

Lois: I know he's going to float around, Clark and there's a chance he might freeze my tit off accidentally but we've planned for everything-

Clark: I promised my firstborn to Bruce.

Lois:

Clark: You remember that super rare book I got you? The first edition? And you thought I forgot our 5th anniversary?

Lois:

Clark: Well, I sort of did. But there was a lot going on that week! Luthor was- you know, not important - but Bruce didn't forget and he found the book and I sort of blurted it out and-

Lois:

Clark: don't kill me

Bruce: *appears with balloons, flowers and a mini Robin costume*

Lois:

Lois: Right, if anybody asks, Bruce, you're Jon's biological mother, you gave birth to him and I fathered him. Clark watched.

Bruce:

Clark:

Bruce, grabby hands: Deal

[robs-your-robins]

I feel like the way Dick is with his team vs how he is with his younger siblings differs so much that if the two groups were ever in a room together and decided to talk about the only common link, Dick, they'll soon learn that apparently the Dick they know is just.... Not the same.

Cue justice league Dick as well who's also completely different.

The Bats who see Dick as the epitome of vigilantism, as the perfect child, the warm and loving brother. The Titans who see Dick as a leader yes but also the guy who let a goat into the Watchtower, got so high one afternoon that he wouldn't come out from under the table and the same guy who vomited wine coolers all over Batman's shoes at 16.

[mawikoz]

I love Jason’s relationship with the crime alley people, but most importantly the working girls. My favourite thing to imagine is that when he was a kid he would often hang around them to “keep them safe” (he was a child, he just wanted company) and the girls never told him to get away cause he was genuinely a sweet kid. And I can just see the girls all getting drinks and talk shit and Jason is just there, sipping on his apple juice like “yeah, he should be executed for not noticing your new nails”. He’s their little girls girl and the love him.

That’s why I imagine the working girls were the first one to realise that Jason was not only alive but that he was the Red Hood, cause he asked one of them if “shes still with that fucking douchebag Aaron” but the guy was out of the picture for quite a few years.

And he’s like, totally with them knowing. Those girls are his day ones. And now they go out every Friday for margaritas and share gossip.