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The awkward moment when you make a bullshit sexist meme about “fake geek girls”, but aren’t quite geek enough yourself to know that Spock did hold the rank of Captain from Star Trek II to VI, making the “fake geek girl” in this scenario 8,000 per cent more legit geek than you.
GET WRECKED
This post still makes me laugh to this day. Fucking OWNED.
*sees a kid fall over*
me (under my breath): …..get rekt
YOU KNOW THAT SINKING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN YOUR PARENTS SAY THAT YOU “DONT EVEN TRY” BUT YOU KNOW THAT YOURE ACTUALLY TRYING YOUR VERY HARDEST SO YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING GOOD AND YOU FEEL LIKE LIFE IS MOVING TOO FAST AND ANXIETY IS EVERYTHING AND YOU JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE??
WELL I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ALL FEEL THESE FEELS OKAY?? DONT GIVE UP LITTLE FLOWER, YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE TOO GOOD.
YOU KNOW THAT SINKING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN YOUR PARENTS SAY THAT YOU “DONT EVEN TRY” BUT YOU KNOW THAT YOURE ACTUALLY TRYING YOUR VERY HARDEST SO YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING GOOD AND YOU FEEL LIKE LIFE IS MOVING TOO FAST AND ANXIETY IS EVERYTHING AND YOU JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE??
WELL I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ALL FEEL THESE FEELS OKAY?? DONT GIVE UP LITTLE FLOWER, YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE TOO GOOD.
YOU KNOW THAT SINKING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN YOUR PARENTS SAY THAT YOU “DONT EVEN TRY” BUT YOU KNOW THAT YOURE ACTUALLY TRYING YOUR VERY HARDEST SO YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING GOOD AND YOU FEEL LIKE LIFE IS MOVING TOO FAST AND ANXIETY IS EVERYTHING AND YOU JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE??
WELL I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ALL FEEL THESE FEELS OKAY?? DONT GIVE UP LITTLE FLOWER, YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE TOO GOOD.
What if sleeping is our natural state, and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams?
you stop that
Our Band director wasn’t at school.
what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?
Because you’re fucking nerds.
Because we’re absolute nerds.
why do all us bandies have the same chairs
they’re musical chairs.
GET OUT
seduce me with ur history knowledge
vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft
Math is witchcraft
It took me this long to realize that the reason Edmund wants Turkish Delight so badly is because sweets were rationed during the war and I’m not gonna lie, if i hadn’t had chocolate in 6 months and someone said they could get it to me I’d just be like who do you need dead
Quite A Dish
In the 1940s, Green Giant wasn’t just fresh corn off the cob, it was quite a dish for ladies to set before their husbands.
set two fucking gallons of corn before your husband to passive-aggressively remind him you’d like to eat out once in a fucking while
Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better
#so I’m a bethesda game
in line to meet gaston
gaston approaching a random bystander wearing camouflage pants: excuse me, sir! that is WILDLY inappropriate!
camo pants guy: what?
gaston: you can't just wander around my village without wearing any pa--
gaston: oh, I see, these are camouflage. I thought you were just walking around without any pants on. that would have been awful, it was really awkward when that happened earlier
people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the media
people who lie: the media
conclusion: i am going to drink lava
I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava
Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.
You can’t tell me bill cipher didn’t write this fortune
i just called my girlfriend homestuck trash as though i am not sitting right beside her wearing a dave strider t-shirt
courtney your url is egberts
what are you trying to say here
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS MAY I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
