*sees a skull anywhere, in any context* aLAS POOR YORICK I KNEW HIM HORATIO A FELLOW OF INFINITE JE-

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*sees a skull anywhere, in any context* aLAS POOR YORICK I KNEW HIM HORATIO A FELLOW OF INFINITE JE-
ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one
I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.
That was not the potatoes’ faults! That, like most things, was on the British.
Some reasons to love Peter Quill:
He has great style (it may be kinda dorky but he’s confident)
Great music taste
Loves dancing
“Dance-off to save the galaxy”
Loves to lip-sync/sing along while dancing to music
Is very emotional and does not participate in toxic masculinity
Waited thirty years to open his mom’s last gift to him because he felt guilty that he was too upset to take her hand as she died
As a kid, he got into a fight because he was upset that some mean kids killed an innocent frog
Told other kids that his dad was David Hasselhoff who was too busy to be around, because he felt insecure that he didn’t have a dad
His “cool alias” is just a nickname his mom gave him
Constantly makes ‘80s references from his childhood that no one understands as a coping mechanism
Tells people that Kevin Bacon is a real hero
Listened to the same '60s/'70s songs over and over for over thirty years because it was one of the only connections he had to his home and his mom (and because he has good taste)
He’s suffered so much loss and was raised by grumpy pirates but is still goofy and is often selfless when it comes down to it (despite being a professional thief for most of his life)
But he still has very human, emotional responses when he feels pain from loss
Doesn’t care that Gamora is a daughter of Thanos because he sees that she is broken and wants to do the right thing
Has saved the galaxy with the power of friendship not once, but TWICE
Did not hesitate to grab on to an infinity stone even though he thought it would kill him
Gave up his immortality for his friends and the galaxy
Constantly gets into insult fights with a talking raccoon
Loves to dramatically flip people off
Probably loves ABBA
“oh we’re using our made up names” is a really fuckin good line
parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak
Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again
pretty in practice (x)
I’m Team “make him captain”
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep
└ just some summer boys
DON’T GO WASTING YOUR EMOTION
LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME
Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.
God I wish I knew what this meant
I wish to God i fucking didnt.
“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”
But it’s just as fast
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.