それぞれの物語。 @contention - Tumblr Blog

The site's changed a lot, I’m more surprised I’m no longer able to view my blog from outside the editor. Anyways, it’s nice to see what I used to spend so much time on. Also, a little eye-opening to be reminded of past people/interactions I had almost forgotten about. Time is a funny thing, I hope you all have been well. I doubt I'll make a return here for another long while. To those from the past who care, I'm well, more so than I ever thought I would be. Life is an amazing thing, truly.

それまださよなら

ただいま

Funny how often I used to be on here and now I’ve gone for 2 months without posting. School is amazing LOL

psilocyboi

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

mewcandy-deactivated20160917

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

psilocyboi

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

mattsturbator

Can y'all use the new message system.

reddit-tales

What secret will you take to your grave?

In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.

One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”

My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.

It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.