the gumnut babies or the parrots?

Catherine. 24. Foxy Moron. "Yes, I am high-maintenance, but I think you gotta be! And frankly, I enjoy it!" - Kath Day-Knight

[suspend]

[toastbutteregg]

THE LAST PHOTO- MY HEART

[itsagifnotagif]

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

[daintydot]

[stand-up-gifs]

[nevergenders-moved]

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

[ruinedchildhood]

[allsonargent]

Jim couldn’t land me in a thousand years. But you’re saying there’s a chance.

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[closet-keys]

I remember reading a study once that asked people in their 90s to rank the best to worst decades of their life, and the overwhelming majority were like “my 70s were the best” and ranked their teens and twenties as near the worst, and I think about that a lot when people act like if they’re not living their best life at 25 they’ve lost their chance. like nah, the longer you’ve had to learn about yourself, the more you can love yourself. there’s no expiration date on joy until you’re dead

[aenslem]

30 Rock (2006–2013)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[glloryandg0re-deactivated201502]

[londoncallingsigh]

“The Vice President of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife. He wanted to ban that in Indiana. He believes in conversion therapy. He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the governor of Indiana. And I think the thing we need to know - and I hope my show Gaycation did this - in terms of connecting the dots in terms of what happened the other day to Jussie…” - Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[reasonandempathy]

Elliot Page

[eastafriqueen]

lmao

[dehuai]

[loosesealbluths]