Crimson AWACS | Conventional ‘Convy’

I’m setting this up to help out a friend. Heard there were some “freaky”, as the kids say, asks, send them to me at your own peril. I have a husband and 2 kids.

[crimson-nougat]

i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[crimsonblank]

<< I mean it doesn’t look that bad!! I’d try it. What’s it made from? >>

[crimson-nougat]

awwww thank you.. its orange and chocolate cake mix!!

[crimsonblank]

<< Oh that sounds nice!! Wish we could give it to C1.. maybe we should take it to awacs or the others. >>

[crimson-nougat]

hmm, i dunno if espresso and others would want this (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

[crimsonblank]

<< ..Give me a moment. >>

HE OPENS HIS PHONE AND TEXTS ESPRESSO

"Yo Nougat made some cake, u and others at awacs want some?"

@federation-awacs

[federation-awacs]

[He texts back. "Let me check."]

<< Oracle, Convy, want cake from Nougat? >>

@theoracleoftheperiphery @conventional-awacs

[conventional-awacs]

<< Why not. Presentation doesn’t matter. >>

[conventional-awacs]

yoooo what if there were horses in the sky

<< Why not? >>

[conventional-awacs]

I THINK ESPERRROSO SHOULD DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND EIE ANDIE SNNAID DIE ANDIE DNAIEE NSANDN DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND KILL HIM NOW

<< Calm down, Crimson. And never threaten Espresso. >>

[conventional-awacs]

How the name Convy came about

[conventional-awacs]

General question, how did you get the name Convy?

<< Short for Conventional, because I’m one of the only people in Crimson who cares about the Geneva Convention. >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... this is truly an interesting time

[highestofrollers]

<< Damn you, Monarch… HOW COULD YOU DATE HIM BEFORE I COULD >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Who the fuck is that?????

[highestofrollers]

<< Crimson 4. And you are…? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Captain Woodward of the CN Eminent Domain Battleship. I thought all of Crimson died?

[conventional-awacs]

<< Well, we apparently have 2 Crimson 1s, so anything’s possible? I think? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

I guess. And you are?

[conventional-awacs]

<< AWACS Convy, short for Conventional. Even the enemy seems more sane than my own squadron… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... this is truly an interesting time

[highestofrollers]

<< Damn you, Monarch… HOW COULD YOU DATE HIM BEFORE I COULD >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Who the fuck is that?????

[highestofrollers]

<< Crimson 4. And you are…? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Captain Woodward of the CN Eminent Domain Battleship. I thought all of Crimson died?

[conventional-awacs]

<< Well, we apparently have 2 Crimson 1s, so anything’s possible? I think? >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... this is truly an interesting time

[highestofrollers]

<< Damn you, Monarch… HOW COULD YOU DATE HIM BEFORE I COULD >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Who the fuck is that?????

[highestofrollers]

<< Crimson 4. And you are…? >>

[theoracleoftheperiphery]

<< Alright, what in the 9 layers of hell is going on here? >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< I don’t know either, Oracle. All I know is to keep these idiots from war crime city, again. >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... this is truly an interesting time

[highestofrollers]

<< Damn you, Monarch… HOW COULD YOU DATE HIM BEFORE I COULD >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Settle down, 4. Stay professional. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Convy, I know I've asked you this many times but its coming back so... mmh. How do you properly deal with nightmares? >>

<< I like to read or watch something relaxing. 4 told me she watches cooking videos before sleeping, and I, against my better judgement, did that too. It surprisingly helped with sleep. >>

[conventional-awacs]

If you had to date someone in crimson squadron who would it be

<< 4. Better the devil you know than the devil you don't. >>

[conventional-awacs]

i Think it Would Be Okay if crimson 4 Died

<< Can't disagree. Although, there's a chance 4 feels the same about you. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Hey, I finished the debrief with Crimson Squadron, you ready? >>

-@theoracleoftheperiphery

<< I just woke up but still ready. Keep some leftovers for us though... woo, I slept good. >>

[theoracleoftheperiphery]

<< Did you eat some without us, Youngest? You sneaky snake. Hey Convy(@conventional-awacs), come on, it’s time. It sucked to spend my Christmas eve with crimson squadron of all people but at least you were there as well. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Thanks. By the way, what happened with Crimson Squadron? My kids have been begging for work stories yesterday. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Hey Convy, it's Espresso! Almost done with the meal, can't wait for you and Oracle to touch down. Do you have any allergies? >>

<< Not that I know of. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Roger that, I'll send you which room to go to after landing. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< What are we having for the meal? >>

[federation-awacs]

<< For appetizers we have one of those cold cut meat and cheese boards. For mains we have roasted chicken or pulled pork or even steaks, all with mashed potato and gravy. We also have spaghetii and meatballs with some shredded mozzarella if the first main choices aren't to your liking. For sides we have a salad bowl with optional dressings and handmade bread by yours truly. I have some decent wine and drinks, as well as regular or sparkly water for us today. Yes, I made most of this... this is why I needed a full day off. >>

<< So, basically, enough food to last us for a few days. First dinner is just me, you, and @theoracleoftheperiphery ! Just us AWACS. After that, half of the leftovers will go to us, half will go to the rest of the squadron. >>

<< So if you see this Crimson Squadron, don't worry and don't bother me about it, you're getting food soon! >>

[highestofrollers]

<< Are you kidding me? Like, just leftovers? Ugh. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Okay, rich girl. Be grateful for what you get, your squadron doesn’t deserve it. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Crimson 1 is also cooking for tomorrow so you'll get food too, just shut it Crimson 4. You can wait one night. >>

[conventional-awacs]

(Convy just gives him a proud smile)

<< Nice work, Espresso. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Hey Convy, it's Espresso! Almost done with the meal, can't wait for you and Oracle to touch down. Do you have any allergies? >>

<< Not that I know of. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Roger that, I'll send you which room to go to after landing. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< What are we having for the meal? >>

[federation-awacs]

<< For appetizers we have one of those cold cut meat and cheese boards. For mains we have roasted chicken or pulled pork or even steaks, all with mashed potato and gravy. We also have spaghetii and meatballs with some shredded mozzarella if the first main choices aren't to your liking. For sides we have a salad bowl with optional dressings and handmade bread by yours truly. I have some decent wine and drinks, as well as regular or sparkly water for us today. Yes, I made most of this... this is why I needed a full day off. >>

<< So, basically, enough food to last us for a few days. First dinner is just me, you, and @theoracleoftheperiphery ! Just us AWACS. After that, half of the leftovers will go to us, half will go to the rest of the squadron. >>

<< So if you see this Crimson Squadron, don't worry and don't bother me about it, you're getting food soon! >>

[highestofrollers]

<< Are you kidding me? Like, just leftovers? Ugh. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Okay, rich girl. Be grateful for what you get, your squadron doesn’t deserve it. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Hey Convy, it's Espresso! Almost done with the meal, can't wait for you and Oracle to touch down. Do you have any allergies? >>

<< Not that I know of. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Roger that, I'll send you which room to go to after landing. >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< What are we having for the meal? >>

[conventional-awacs]

<< Hey Convy, it's Espresso! Almost done with the meal, can't wait for you and Oracle to touch down. Do you have any allergies? >>

<< Not that I know of. >>