Crimson 4 | Willow/Orchid

@therealcrimson1 my heart and soul belongs to you. Take whatever life you need from me. Mod is @idioticberry

[highestofrollers]

I'm a real cool You don't know me because and you nottt. not even FAKE cool. you are.. uncol

<< ur a beta >>

[highestofrollers]

you're radiant. beautiful. I love you. I miss you. Where have you been?

<< SHRIFHJEOENEBSPFJWBSJBCHXJSB >>

<< Ahem. Thank you. I love you too. I’ve been on the grind like usual, I’m a real sigma 😎 >>

[highestofrollers]

no one loves you

<< You sure you aren’t talking to yourself? Besides, you love me. >>

[thetruecrimson1]

I am not fucking stupid, Viceroy. I have several AA guns and six .45 ACP bullets ready to meet you and your skull. Don't fucking try me, fuckboy.

<< You understand, right? I’m so sorry, I went to therapy and I’m nothing like the me you met before… >>

@highestofrollers

[highestofrollers]

<< YES, VICEROY? This DOG is bothering you? >>

*Orchid held a remote control in one hand, and a… weird-looking ball in the other?*

[highestofrollers]

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, now are you?

<< I’m the sharpest SIGMA in the shed >>

<< Are you mewing while listening to The bACEd Experience? No? That’s what I thought. >>

[highestofrollers]

God damn, girl. Gambling? The fool's game? Get some help. Knew you were insane but this adds a small brick onto that wall. How the fuck do you even get the money to support it?

How dumb are you?

<< Not my fault you’re a BROKE BETA. I’m just built different 💰 😎 >>

[highestofrollers]

He doesn't love you back. He doesn't. Stop living in you fantasy world. He will never love you.

:)

<< Oh, @federation-awacs? Yoo-hoo? Can you help me find this piece of trash’s location? >>

[highestofrollers]

<< Hello, followers. Please, when addressing me, refer to me as the “Hawk tuah girl”, a reference to how well I did as the flight lead of Hawk Squadron in the Oceanian war. I hawk tuahed all over those mercs! >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... this is truly an interesting time

[highestofrollers]

<< Damn you, Monarch… HOW COULD YOU DATE HIM BEFORE I COULD >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

Who the fuck is that?????

[highestofrollers]

<< Crimson 4. And you are…? >>

[crown-of-sicario]

<< Hey, do you think that thete being two C1's is kinda... weird to you? >>

[therealhitman2]

... You...

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

DATED!?

[crown-of-sicario]

[thetruecrimson1]

<< LIES, MERCENARY. You can try to deny all you want, but we have dated. I’m not proud of dating a wild dog, but it’s true. And they call me the gaslighter… >>

[crown-of-sicario]

[Monarch clears their throat and speaks, raspy to all hell.]

WHAT THE FUCK

[therealhitman2]

*He was so startled he actually fell out of his seat and hit his leg against his desk*

[awacsoperatorgalaxy]

... hey @therealhitman3 your idiot boyfriend got himself injured.

[therealhitman3]

<< Okay, what the hell is going on, why am I always late to everything- Monarch? You speak? >>

[therealcaptainwoodward]

... this is truly an interesting time

[highestofrollers]

<< Damn you, Monarch… HOW COULD YOU DATE HIM BEFORE I COULD >>

[highestofrollers]

yeah yup the current one is a fake i swear i shot the right person. He doesn't talk or take off his helmet so its not that hard to pretend to be him

<< True. You know what? I’m feeling nice. Second chance. >>

[highestofrollers]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER CRIMSON 1????? @thetruecrimson1 OH MY GOODNESS I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND @therealcrimson1 UNLESS IT INVOLVES KILLING ONE OF YOU. I LOVE YOU BOTH PLEASE GIVE ME A CH

[This is Crystal Kingdom again. Sorry.]

[highestofrollers]

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS OH MY GOD

SEE WHAT???

[federation-awacs]

Would you consider C1 to be fat, or obese?

<< Sputnik-shaped. >>

[highestofrollers]

@therealcrimson1

[federation-awacs]

Would you consider C1 to be fat, or obese?

<< Sputnik-shaped. >>

[highestofrollers]

<< HE IS NOT A ROUND BALL WITH FOUR LINES ATTACHED TO HIM >>

[federation-awacs]

(A fighter pilot slips into the AWACS with a roll of tape, and quickly cocoons Espresso.) << Hi again. >>

-@therealhitman3

<< Oh, uhh, hey Comic. Im not going to question how did you get here... nor am I going to be mad this time. How is it going? >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Good. Dip and I are planning Sicario's party, maybe we'll leave some food for you and your other AWACS friends. How's it going for you? >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Oh, thank you! I've sent my recipes to Galaxy so you all can have a good new years. It's been the usual for me. Avoiding C1 and C4, hanging out with my AWACS friends, and working a lot. Unfortunately the nightmares have flared up again so I am not getting the best of what sleep I can get... otherwise, its going okay. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Nightmares? Do you have any solutions for that? >>

[federation-awacs]

<< No, not really. I mean, when you see a nuclear... ehh... I don't want to tell you about it. But I just... go numb when I think bad thoughts? I don't know how to describe it. Also, coffee is beside you if you want some. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Thank you. >> (Comic takes a large gulp of the coffee and sets it back down.)

<< Do you need any help with Crimson Squadron? Or anyone who's been annoying you? >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Crimson Squadron is Crimson Squadron, I don't need to burden you mercs further. Might as well keep the insanity known as half the squadron to ourselves. Hmm, congratulations by the way on you and Dip! I'm happy for the both of you, I wish you two the best. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Thank you. I hope you find someone soon yourself, you deserve it. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Someday, maybe. But now, I'm just stuck here. I don't even like being here. I'm only still here because of my AWACS crew. Without them, I wouldn't tolerate being here. But yeah, thanks. >>

<< ...uhh, am I being a bit too personal for you? Don't want to accidentally trauma dump. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Nope, it’s fine by me. Everyone’s got their own stuff to handle. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Thanks... I'm used to keeping stuff to myself so it's a bit weird coming out to a stranger about my things. Hell, why say anything when your squadron hates you? At least part of them. But thank god at least you lot are relatively normal and sane. Was getting tired of only talking to random people in everyday life or my squadron... no offense to Convy and Oracle, I like talking to them two. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Why does your squadron hate you so much anyway, you’ve been cool in general. >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Well, mostly because the same reason I'm talking to you right now. I dare defy the orders or wishes of One himself. After... Prospero... I started acting on my own because I started seeing the true One. I defied him a lot, avoided him, etc. And because he is the "parent" of the squadron, his frustration spread to a few other squadron-mates as well. So I'm usually treated with bullshit or disguised hate from the likes of One and Four because I dare think different. >>

<< Hopefully all the recording devices in this plane continue to be off... I disabled them all so that I can at least have a place of free speech in my aircraft. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< You have recording devices in your AWACS? What for? Who put them there? >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Oh, those are standard in these aircraft. However, we took them out after... the incident. Now I do remember that theyre all disabled so... we're fine. >>

[therealhitman3]

<< Also, what bullshit do 1 and 4 put you through? If it’s bad enough, I might have something in mind for them… >>

[federation-awacs]

<< Eh, the usual. 1... you know him. Gaslighter, secretly insane, all of that. He likes to have control. So he obviously hates me because I don't like him and don't follow him. And 4 is more openly insane... and supports 1 in his delusions. She's so insane that Crystal Kingdom has to actively monitor her account so that something bad doesn't happen. So yeah, you can imagine what a POS like 1 would do to someone who wouldn't follow their "image". Shit sucks but it's whatever. >>

<< Also, what are you planning? I'm interested. >>

[highestofrollers]

“He likes to have control” HE CAN CONTROL ME ANY DAY 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

(Half-ooc since this is a joke, and don’t take this as a proper part of the rp, espresso mod)

[highestofrollers]

yeah i killed the crowned mercenary ppslpsplplsplsplpl run away wityh me

<< It's been a while, and @crown-of-sicario is still alive and kicking. Are you sure you've killed the right Crowned Mercenary? >>