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the name's faust (they/xe/it), i'm 26 and i develop pokémon storage systems. nice to meet you!

parent to a porygon2 (george) and two naughty pawmi, coco (short for spontaneous human combustion) and missile. i tag their names accordingly.

posts are my own and do not represent the views of any of my employers.

#pokemon irl #pokeblogging #faust.txt #coco.pkmn #george.pkmn #missile.pkmn #pokemon rp #pkmn rp

is something going on i have not left the house in weeks

#faust.txt

tomatoberry2

team rise this team truth (or whatever) that team winter that. i wish the regions had competent law enforcement

conversion3

so true. we should establish a team for this

#jk. can u imagine a police organization. that would suck so much #something something police are the true evil organizations. whatever

ginkgowish

I've been lost in Paldea for quite some time now.

...Would anyone mind telling me who this Iono lady is, and what her deal is as well?

icyalabaster

she's some streamer... essentially an online celebrity like that raihian guy from galar. she's a gym leader too. what, are you considering battling her?

ginkgowish

I've been made aware of the fact now, yes. Thank you for trying to inform me as well, however.

And no, I'm not considering battling her, Mx. Icyalabaster. I've just unable to find my way, nor do I know my whereabouts.

...Or, in other words, I'm lost.

icyalabaster

ah. yeah, it's easy to end up turned around in paldea. how close are you to the crater; any notable change in biome?

ginkgowish

Oh, right! The crater—I almost forgot about it!

Hmm... From what another has told me, I should be in Levincia. Thank you for the offer to help, but I should be just fine trying to find my way on my own! I'm sure they must have a map here somewhere for tourists...

icyalabaster

levincia, hm? i hear there's a fairly decent sushi place there if you get sick of sandwiches. might be a good place to catch your bearings with a meal once you've got your map, but i'm not the one making the choices here.

either way... do be careful you don't wander too far off the path once you leave. once you step out into the wilderness it's terribly easy to stumble into tauros or other more dangerous pokemon, and while i have a hunch you might have experience dealing with ornery wild pokemon, i figure it'd be rude of me not to warn you about it.

ginkgowish

That does remind me. What is up with this region and what I believe is its obsession with sandwiches? I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one sandwich stand everywhere I've gone so far now.

Thank you for the warning, by the way. You're correct in assuming I have experience in dealing with far too... overeager, Pokemon. It's been quite a while since I've last had to do that now though, so we'll see.

conversion3

since ur apparently not a fan of sandwiches i kno a place in levincia that sells other food

#faust.txt #( hi. sorry )

whats the tea sis

im implementing a library to let george watch glameow videos in their head so they stop pestering me for them :p other than that not much. work 2day was slow

#faust.txt #anon

hye ihm diong giod niw htank yiu fir svaung mhe

no prob 👍

#anon #altho i only brought the tentacled thing w me to the center. hmm #no point in thinking too much about it

yoo rotumblr discourse. ive been waiting for this

#faust.txt

wingsofachampion

I wonder what a human egg looks like. I bet they're super cool, with all sorts of pretty patterns on the shell!

ginkgowish

That's right! Human eggs come in many different intricate patterns, but here's the kicker: They're all completely unique, unlike Pokemon Eggs which are usually similar to each other. For example, my egg was yellow and turquoise all over and also just generally resembled a retail worker's uniform (and thus marked me for a destiny of working retail forever), meanwhile I know this other kid whose egg had a pastel pink lace pattern on it. How intriguing, don't you think?

wingsofachampion

Oh, wow! That's super amazing and cool!

Though what's retail?

ginkgowish

Hell on earth.

miyukihoshizora

Pokémon trainers be like "omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist"

weremustelidae

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coco has learned a new move: Being So Mean To Faust even though iam so nice to her :(

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #faust.txt #coco.pkmn

quikyu

This is my son Piddles his favorite hobbies include scrounging for pennies in the walmart parking lot and watching me while i sleep

Ahh a bad egg... Technically it is a Pokémon though I'd advise not using it for battle on the bright side of things since no matter how many times it hatches or breaks.

It produces another egg the old shell could be used for compost and it's very good for keeping your lawn healthy hope this helps my dear~

i dont battle nor have a lawn unfortunately :( it does for nice home decor at least

#faust.txt #the-glitch-trainer-natasha-bsod

i wish u could at least make an omelette with this stupid egg. u crack it open nd theres another one inside

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #faust.txt

theres some weird fuckin tentacled thing here outside levincia. i took it to the pokemon center. gonna be the nurses problem now bc i can barely handle two pawmi and a porygon2

#faust.txt #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #( this is @otherworldlypkmntrainer )

conversion3

wait since there are pokemon breeders following me i might as well ask... is it normal for an egg to never hatch

smearglesarecryptids

Not a breeder but, uh, no. It isn't.

Sometimes they do take a long while though; where did you get it?

conversion3

it was a bit of an experiment i did a few years back w/ our paldean implementation of the PSS. did not expect to actually fetch an egg

smearglesarecryptids

Concern

fuji-pkmn-sanctuary

i think i know whats going on here.

there's an old Hoennian myth.. of an egg that doesnt hatch. they say that any time it's forced open, there's just another egg inside. no breeder can identify where or when it came from.

it's also said that.. keeping the egg with you can ruin your life. it can degrade to the point of making you hallucinate, altering your memories, and even harming your pokémon.

get rid of that egg asap. and don't put it in your PC.

conversion3

well shit ive had it in my stash for like 4 years already. i dont think its gonna get any better if i discard it now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#faust.txt #its ok. george is made of code and the girls cant get in there