Queulorior Are Cryptids

(OOC: A Pokémon RP Blog)

[smearglesarecryptids]

A Quick Overview Of The Blog

Hi I'm Martin! I'm from Kalos and I'm about to finally start the pokémon adventure I've always wished for! Honestly I don't know what else to say about me so I'll tell ya all about my team!

My current partner pokémon are as follows:

Cad the Nincada who truly lives up to his name. He's a total thrill-seeker and prides himself on his speed. He's also a bit of a, well, cad. Though he knoes when to show restraint and when to annoy the crud out of a team member. He's looking forwards to evolving and should be ready for that soon!

Zorua the Smeargle who I'm only 90% sure is an actual Smeargle. The other 10% is split halfway between an actual Zorua/Zoroark and a legendary of some sort screwing with me. He's the namesake of my blog and has been in the family longer than my great-grandfather. He's made it his dream to sketch every move and by Arceus he seems to be doing it. He's also fully literate and capable of writing with his tail, yet has no artistic abilities whatsoever. ...I know that sounds rude but that's a quote from him on the blank canvas he carries around at all times.

(OOC: This is an Pokémon RP blog! I follow from @uiop4877 and feel free to contact me through either! I will try to add in a bit of a plot to here. Tone should usually be pretty light and focused more on "Here's the crazy shit that happens on a pokémon adventure" and such. I currently/soon have a few other RP blogs that I'll link there so I don't have to update all of em when I make a new one.)

[smearglesarecryptids]

( @prestigepreceptcenterpregym )

I am SO NATURAL and NORMAL that you’re JEALOUS of my NORMALITY. I’m definitely a CITIZEN OF THE LAW.

What's this?

Smells like Tauros-Shit in my ask box!

[plasmaapologist]

Nobody on this arcforsaken website pays their taxes

any clue why

-intern from @poke-irs-real

why the fuck is the irs in my inbox. why would some random nurse know that. isn't that your JOB? why does the irs have a rotumblr? do you even know that i was in plasma? i could be a felon. im not because they dropped charges for "we have bigger magikarp to fry" reasons, but i COULD have been.

[whisperingwinters]

My island doesn’t have any other human residents so I am legally not paying taxes

[pokeglitchden]

What does this even mean? I pay my taxes! I thought most people did!!

Don't they???

[prestigepreceptcenterpregym]

SHIT, they’re coming from the INBOX NOW?! FUCK. I have to ACT NATURAL.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Piece of advice: Yelling "ACT NATURAL" on the internet is not a good way to act natural.

[untitledducklett]

Is there any sort of quality control with evil teams these days or can anyone just slap 'team' in front of a word and they're just a team now?

[teambloodmoonofficial]

you gotta put your heart into it yaknow

and like.have some kind of goal

[smearglesarecryptids]

But does this goal have anything to do with historical monuments?

The people need to know.

[teambloodmoonofficial]

OH HEY ITS YOU AGAIN!

was wondering where my number one hater was

[smearglesarecryptids]

Been fairly busy lately and didn't have the chance to check Rotumblr in a while.

How about you? Anything new? Gone anywhere? Like to a historical monument?

[rocket-cast-official]

hey

i run a shiny mill

i got like 200 shiny pokemon in here

just sayin

What! That's horrible! People like you make my blood boil! Making Pokémon endure horrible conditions all for your own selfish desires! And then expecting us to be okay with it because we're evil! Well listen up! We may steal Pokémon but we'd never treat them like you do!

That's right! We're evil not sadists! People of Rotomblr, you know what to do!

K

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

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[pkmn-scntst-ana]

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[8264728291938474729-deactivated]

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[professor-devious]

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[smearglesarecryptids]

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[untitledducklett]

Is there any sort of quality control with evil teams these days or can anyone just slap 'team' in front of a word and they're just a team now?

[teambloodmoonofficial]

you gotta put your heart into it yaknow

and like.have some kind of goal

[smearglesarecryptids]

But does this goal have anything to do with historical monuments?

The people need to know.

[keiji-of-isoloku-league]

how... old are you?

10. Is that a problem?

[smearglesarecryptids]

I have developed concerns.

[agirlandhersylveon]

"Has anyone heard of the new Hoenn villainous team called "TEAM SKY!" or whatever they're called? It was recently talked on by the PokeNews network channel, and Champion May Emerald is trying to deal with this joke of an evil team."

[agirlandhersylveon]

"So I did a little bit of research and I learned that TEAM SKY's leader who goes by Michael wants to and I quote... "EXPAND THE SKY EVEN MORE!... Whatever that means." Is this guy some kind of cosplaying person trying to imitate an evil team leader and does he seriously really think he could really do it? This dude seriously is an silly manchild... Why I even think he'd be very popular in making Poketube videos than forming a wannabe evil team. 😑"

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Im going to scream

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Just noticed the quotation marks, jumping into the lake now

[fox-poke-fanatic]

In your defense there's a new group of dumbasses every year this wouldn't be out of the question.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Poe's Law

[tobekalosqueen]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

Salut!

J'dois admettre qu'avec toute les gens ici qui viens du passé, du futur et de d'autre mondes ça en fait du bien a voire quelqun d'autre de Kalos, et du présent!

Comment êtes-vous? (OOC: English Translation beneath) Hello!

I've gotta admit that with everyone here from the past, the future and other worlds it's pretty good to see someone else from Kalos, and the present!

How are you?

Y a-t-il vraiment autant de personnes du passé et du futur… intéressant!

Je vais bien, merci~!

// translated bc the account mod doesnt actually speak french ;-;

// "Are there really that many people from the past and future? Interesting!" // "I am fine, thank you!"

[smearglesarecryptids]

Ouais y'en a pas mal une tonne. C'est pour ça que j'ai décidé d'envoyer une plainte apropos de ça à la personne en charge du Temps.

(OOC: English Translation beneath as this account mod does speak French and likes to show off.)

Yeah there's really a ton. That's why I decided to send a complaint about this to the person in charge of Time.

[klausfromkalos]

On peut alors au moins compter trois personnes venant de Kalos et du présent. Être sur Rotomblr est vraiment bizarre, c'est tout de même un site qui connecte les univers entre eux.

[OOC : English translation klaus mod is actually french and kinda amused and fine to see people writing in french. french is fucking difficult good job, if you ever need help to see if that's good enough i'm just here !]

We can count at least 3 people coming from Kalos and from the present. Being on Rotomblr is strange, it's a website that links universes after all.

[smearglesarecryptids]

C'est un monde bizzare quand c'est plus étrange a voire quelqun de chez nous dans notre temps que c'est de voire quelqun du passé l'autre bout du monde.

(OOC: English Translation beneath as the mod speaks French and has been looking for the French part of the internet.)

It's an odd world when it's stranger to see someone from back home in our time than it is to see someone from the past on the other side of the world.

[tobekalosqueen]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

Salut!

J'dois admettre qu'avec toute les gens ici qui viens du passé, du futur et de d'autre mondes ça en fait du bien a voire quelqun d'autre de Kalos, et du présent!

Comment êtes-vous? (OOC: English Translation beneath) Hello!

I've gotta admit that with everyone here from the past, the future and other worlds it's pretty good to see someone else from Kalos, and the present!

How are you?

Y a-t-il vraiment autant de personnes du passé et du futur… intéressant!

Je vais bien, merci~!

// translated bc the account mod doesnt actually speak french ;-;

// "Are there really that many people from the past and future? Interesting!" // "I am fine, thank you!"

[smearglesarecryptids]

Ouais y'en a pas mal une tonne. C'est pour ça que j'ai décidé d'envoyer une plainte apropos de ça à la personne en charge du Temps.

(OOC: English Translation beneath as this account mod does speak French and likes to show off.)

Yeah there's really a ton. That's why I decided to send a complaint about this to the person in charge of Time.

[ghostwor1d]

the fact that there are like actual legendaries on here is kind of insane and mildly intimidating. regardless it is so cool to me, seeing as i am literally Just Some Fuckin Guy

[smearglesarecryptids]

Weary Sigh

You get used to it. It's fuckin nuts.

[yveltalreal]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

Okay so I'm (perhaps a bit too) used to people who are legendaries on here but this is a first.

Did you ask for the guy's consent before possessing him?

Well if you mean getting permission then yes I did! They were also dying at the time so I feel like that may make it a bit dubious however the possession was fixed so it was my good deed for the century!!!!

[smearglesarecryptids]

...that's good I hope?

I think I probably shouldn't worry about these things at this point.

[realpokemon]

GOODLE HOW TO REMOVE SEVEAL HUNDRED CATERPIE FROM APARTMENT RIGHT NOW

z-powered whirlwind hope this helps 👍

[siliconeisinanevilteam]

flamethrower .

[teambloodmoonofficial]

release several hundred pidgeotto into your apartment

[smearglesarecryptids]

Is said apartment a historical monument by any chance?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

I would like to register a complaint about the time fuckery happening to this webpage. Is this the right place?

FINE. ILL BRING THIS UP TO THE CELESTIAL COURT WITH THE 49 OTHER DIALGAS. DONT EXPECT IT TO BE FIXED SINCE THE AMOUNT OF KEYSTONE EVENTS POPPING UP IS INSANE.

[smearglesarecryptids]

I suppose in the grand scheme of things this isn't that much but, yeah.

Also what do you mean by keystone events popping up?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

WITHOUT OVERCOMPLICATING THINGS:

A KEYSTONE EVENT IS AN EVENT IN TIME THATS INEXORABLY TIED WITH THE TIMELINE ITSELF, CHANGING THAT POINT OR EVENT WILL CAUSE THE TIMELINE TO FOLD IN ON ITSELF.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Sorry for the misunderstanding, I get that explanation of it.

What I meant was: How can they be popping up? I thought those would have to of been already set?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

THE FUTURE IS SHOCKING MALLABLE WHEN IT HASNT BEEN SET UP YET. COMPARED TO MY 48 PREDECESSORS IM COMPARATIVELY NEW TO THE POSITION, SO IM NOT FULLY SURE HOW THOSE WORK EITHER.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Should I be worried about things breaking down further?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

AS LONG AS NOBODY DOES ANYTHING WEIRD TO THE TIMELINE, NO :)

[smearglesarecryptids]

...

This does not fill me with a lot of confidence Dialga.

Will tomorrow be?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

A TIMELINE CRISIS SHOULDNT OCCUR FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER WEEK OR SO.

THOUGH ITS A SMALL, EASY TO RESOLVE ONE :)

[smearglesarecryptids]

I guess that's all I can really ask for then? Good luck with, uh, time.

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

I would like to register a complaint about the time fuckery happening to this webpage. Is this the right place?

FINE. ILL BRING THIS UP TO THE CELESTIAL COURT WITH THE 49 OTHER DIALGAS. DONT EXPECT IT TO BE FIXED SINCE THE AMOUNT OF KEYSTONE EVENTS POPPING UP IS INSANE.

[smearglesarecryptids]

I suppose in the grand scheme of things this isn't that much but, yeah.

Also what do you mean by keystone events popping up?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

WITHOUT OVERCOMPLICATING THINGS:

A KEYSTONE EVENT IS AN EVENT IN TIME THATS INEXORABLY TIED WITH THE TIMELINE ITSELF, CHANGING THAT POINT OR EVENT WILL CAUSE THE TIMELINE TO FOLD IN ON ITSELF.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Sorry for the misunderstanding, I get that explanation of it.

What I meant was: How can they be popping up? I thought those would have to of been already set?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

THE FUTURE IS SHOCKING MALLABLE WHEN IT HASNT BEEN SET UP YET. COMPARED TO MY 48 PREDECESSORS IM COMPARATIVELY NEW TO THE POSITION, SO IM NOT FULLY SURE HOW THOSE WORK EITHER.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Should I be worried about things breaking down further?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

AS LONG AS NOBODY DOES ANYTHING WEIRD TO THE TIMELINE, NO :)

[smearglesarecryptids]

...

This does not fill me with a lot of confidence Dialga.

Will tomorrow be?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

I would like to register a complaint about the time fuckery happening to this webpage. Is this the right place?

FINE. ILL BRING THIS UP TO THE CELESTIAL COURT WITH THE 49 OTHER DIALGAS. DONT EXPECT IT TO BE FIXED SINCE THE AMOUNT OF KEYSTONE EVENTS POPPING UP IS INSANE.

[smearglesarecryptids]

I suppose in the grand scheme of things this isn't that much but, yeah.

Also what do you mean by keystone events popping up?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

WITHOUT OVERCOMPLICATING THINGS:

A KEYSTONE EVENT IS AN EVENT IN TIME THATS INEXORABLY TIED WITH THE TIMELINE ITSELF, CHANGING THAT POINT OR EVENT WILL CAUSE THE TIMELINE TO FOLD IN ON ITSELF.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Sorry for the misunderstanding, I get that explanation of it.

What I meant was: How can they be popping up? I thought those would have to of been already set?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

THE FUTURE IS SHOCKING MALLABLE WHEN IT HASNT BEEN SET UP YET. COMPARED TO MY 48 PREDECESSORS IM COMPARATIVELY NEW TO THE POSITION, SO IM NOT FULLY SURE HOW THOSE WORK EITHER.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Should I be worried about things breaking down further?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

( @smearglesarecryptids )

I would like to register a complaint about the time fuckery happening to this webpage. Is this the right place?

FINE. ILL BRING THIS UP TO THE CELESTIAL COURT WITH THE 49 OTHER DIALGAS. DONT EXPECT IT TO BE FIXED SINCE THE AMOUNT OF KEYSTONE EVENTS POPPING UP IS INSANE.

[smearglesarecryptids]

I suppose in the grand scheme of things this isn't that much but, yeah.

Also what do you mean by keystone events popping up?

[temporal-therapy-tsundere]

WITHOUT OVERCOMPLICATING THINGS:

A KEYSTONE EVENT IS AN EVENT IN TIME THATS INEXORABLY TIED WITH THE TIMELINE ITSELF, CHANGING THAT POINT OR EVENT WILL CAUSE THE TIMELINE TO FOLD IN ON ITSELF.

[smearglesarecryptids]

Sorry for the misunderstanding, I get that explanation of it.

What I meant was: How can they be popping up? I thought those would have to of been already set?