Many years ago, the planet Cybertron was destroyed by the evil bully Megatron on his quest for conquest and the magical Allspark AweSpark, a cube shaped artifact of magical power that can make life. While he did discover it, he was frozen in ice on earth. Many years later, Arnold Witwicky and his crew discovered his body and he imprinted the coordinates of the Awespark on his glasses. Many more years later, and some people imprisoned him because he was evil.
In the present day, Megatron’s evil group of bullies, Starscream, Blackout Bryson, Scorponok Scorpion, Frenzy Freddrick, Barricade Barry Cruel, Bonecrusher Benson Claws, and Brawl Brody, have arrived on Earth, and are running around disguised as vehicles causing problems for everyone by beating up people and causing damage. Also on earth is Bumblebee, an Autobot who has disguised himself as a car and is Looking for Arnold’s ancestor, Sam, to help guide him to the magical Awespark before Megatron and his evil Decepticons can use it for evil. Using his magic powers, he made Sam really want to buy him and he and his best friend Mikaela who wears full T-Shirts and pants can have a good time, but they are unaware of his true nature… until he drives off without them! Sam and Mikaela head off to a secluded area, and witness Bumblebee’s true form and him send off a magical signal to his friends, but some people kidnap Sam!
In the cool hideout “Pentagon”, which has all the cool information in it, John Keller overseers an attack done by Bryson, and Freddrick sneaks in and tries to steal all information on Project Iceman, a mystery project. But Maggie Madsen senses him sneaking about and halts his thievery! But he sneaks out with Barry Cruel, his evil friend, and chats about Arnold with him, who has seen their magical runes. So, via the internet, they start tracking Sam’s location via his Ebay account, AwesomeFriend217. With this information, they believe they will find the Awespark!
Meanwhile, people are having trouble fending off Scorpion, and he is scaring lots of people off. But they hide for a bit and learn they are weak to fire magic!
Sam, having escape the prison he was in, starts to think Bumblebee is watching over him, so he runs away on his Mom’s bike, chased by him. Mikaela runs away with Sam, and then, when he escapes, Barry Cruel, who refers to him as AwesomeFriend217, demands to know where the glasses are! As our heroes run off, Bumblebee tells them to get inside him and they go to a power plant, chased by Barry Cruel. So Bumblebee reveals his true form to his friends for real and battles the evil transformer! Frederick chases Sam, but Mikaela traps him under rubble, but he can still talk to his mean buddies, and hacks into Mikaela’s phone! Bumblebee properly introduces himself to Sam and his best friend, and then they go to meet the other Autobots, Optimus Prime, the very cool leader who loves his friends, Jazz, Optimus’ best friend who is very cool also, Ironhide, who can cast powerful magic spells, and Ratchet, who heals his friends when they are wounded! They inform Sam and Mikaela of what they need to know about Megatron and the Awespark.
Meanwhile, Maggie, unable to convince John about Freddrick’s evil mischief, tries to copy the stolen information and show it her friend Glen White, who leans about a message about the mysterious Sector Seven, Arnold, and Project Iceman, but some meanies take them away, and Maggie tries to tell them not to fight the wrong people!
Sam, Mikaela, and their new friends, go home to get the glasses, but some Sector Seven people come to take them away! As they are taken away, Seymour Simmons, the director of Sector Seven, reveals that Mikaela has a history of being a big bully and threatens Sam with life in jail, at which point the Autobots disable the group and rescue them. Mikaela then reveals that the only reason she is a bully is because she does not want her father to go to jail for his bullying! Other people arrive and the Autobots must flee, but Sam and Mikaela and caught again and they also take poor Bumblebee!
While Optimus orders his friends to leave Bumblebee be, due to the fact he does not wish to hurt humans, at the Pentagon, Frenzy’s evil has let him hack and cause a global communications blackout, and Keller learns of the Transformers! Optimus plans to locate the Awespark, and believes that if he cannot defeat Megatron and the Decepticons, he will fuse with it and go to the shadow realm, so they cannot use it for evil!
Sam, Mikaela, Keller, Maggie, Glen, and William are brought to Hoover Dam, and they are shown by Simmons and Banachek Megatron’s frozen body, while Frederick watches on! Sam explain’s Megatron’s evil plans to use the Awespark to turn human machines to more Transformers to conquer Earth, and then the universe! Oh no! Frederick then locaces the Awespark, and sneaks off and tells Starscream, who moblizes the rest of the Decepticons, and Megatron begins to thaw out! Sam and friends convince Bumblebee’s captors to release him, and Bumblebee puts the Awespark in a box for transportation to Mission City, and off they go!
Glen, Maggie, Keller and Simmons manage to direct planes to Mission City. Frenzy tries to stop them, but he is imprisoned once more! As our heroes travel to Mission City, with the Autobots joining in, but Brody, Barry Cruel, and Benson Claws arrive to fight and chase them! Optimus decides to battle their pursuers, and successfully banishes Benson Claws to the Shadow Realm! Meanwhile, the soldiers are having trouble, even with the Autobots by their side, in Mission City, as Brody, Starscream, Bryson and even the evil Megatron are there, and they’ve hurt Bumblebee and Megatron has trapped Jazz in the Shadow realm by picking him up and flinging him into a portal he made!
Mikaele borrows a tow truck to carry Bumblebee to safety while Lennox tasks Sam with carrying the Allspark to a building where helicopters will take it and hide it. But his protectors, Ironhide and Ratchet, get hurt by Starscream, forcing him to get there himself!
Not to worry, because Optimus Prime has returned, and he battles the evil Megatron! But Megatron knocks him out and chases Sam to the roof, where he is close to getting the Awespark to safety, but Starscream shows up and scares everyone off! Megatron destroys part of the roof and demands the Awespark, but Sam knows better! Megatron gets mad, and throws him off, but Optimus catches him and he and Megatron continue to fight, with Megatron getting the upper hand! Mikaela lets Bumblebee shoot out his magical light attack on Brody, and he banishes his cruel soul to the shadow realm! A magic blast is launched at Bryson and Megatron, and Bryson vanishes away to the Shadow Realm by the soldiers and the blast. Starscream hides, and scares away three people before getting scared himself. Megatron gets very hurt, but his soul remains, and he wants that Awespark! But Sam is very witty, so he uses it’s power to banish his soul to the Shadow Realm, at the price of the Awespark!
Optimus thanks Sam for his coolness, and Bumblebee can stay with him! To hide the existence of Transformers from the public, their bodies are cast into the ocean! Sadly, because the Awespark is gone, Cybertron cannot be restored :( but Optimus and friends choose to live on earth now, to protect it, as he sends out a message to the other Autobots, as Samand Mikaela hug with Bumblebee! Meanwhile, Starscream has left Earth...
Thanks to my accursed restless mind, I thought “hey what if the tfa cast tried to reenact the show in musical form for some reason” and so here I am now writing that idea down
Bumblebee turns anything he sings into a very bad rap because “his song wasn’t cool enough”
Ratchet just talks out his lyrics because he does not want to do this and just wants to get it over with as soon as possible.
Blitzwing’s personalities bicker over what they do: Icy sounds just as done as Ratchet, Hothead hates this and would rather leave immediately, and Random absolutely loves the musical, but is not good at singing. Any scene with Blitzwing in it soon becomes a jumbled mess of him screaming.
Lugnut hated his lines because they lacked any praise to Megatron, so he changed all of them into praise for his glorious leader, and gave himself a song that’s just him badly singing “PRAISE LORD MEGATRON” over and over very loudly.
Sentinel can’t sing, but thinks he is the best singer there is, and to add onto this he tries to make himself the musical’s protagonist no matter what. Starscream also tries this.
Starscream also plays all of his clones. Even in scenes where there’s more than one of them.
Out of everyone, Sari, Optimus, Bulkhead and Jazz (perhaps mayyybe prowl) are the only ones actually trying here.
Blackarachnia/Elita-1 and Wasp/Waspinator are always in their technorganic forms due to complications involving the fact they’re stuck like that, so even in scenes where they haven’t transformed they’re still the way they currently are. And they don’t even try to look like their past selves
Soundwave provides the backing music.
The musical dissolves into a mess of bickering and some awful singing, and is soon known as “a complete mess”
transformers animated is my favorite roguelite. i really like playing as bumblebee and ratchet because i love bee's chain lightning attack and being able to heal yourself out of battle is always nice. i also like playing as jazz but dear god was his unlock method a pain in the ass how did people discover it. personally my favorite boss is blitzwing bc i always find his fight fun as hell and he seems like a neat character even though he's Like That
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