Idk man

I like a lot of different things...this is just my melting pot.

[convincingcrook]

Y'ALL IM CRYINGG MY DAD KEEPS CALLING THE EGGS WE GET FROM A LOCAL CHICKEN OWNER "HOMEMADE EGGS"

[gingy7891]

SPIDER-MAN FAR FROM HOME international trailer with some new footage not seen in the teaser trailer

[keybladesoras]

Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[iriswestsallen]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

[the-best-of-funny]

[tackminyard]

this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

[drdessertfox]

[goawfma]

a power move

[latinposeidon]

Brooklyn nine nine immediately making more explicit jokes the second they got on NBC is the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

[osbournebemydaddy-deactivated20]

[tinymeatgang]

[mysharona1987]

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[katebeckett]

There is a madman gunning for you because of me. I am not going to leave you alone. Okay, fine. I am too tired to argue. 

[theocseason4]

Funniest thing happening rn is penn badgley slowly going insane trying to convince people his character in You is a psychopath

[billyteddys]

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[toastbutteregg]

this is the end