i love ten.

jessica. 20. she/her. chaotic good.

[fairyfawm]

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

[dailytwitterposts]

[wizardjpeg]

what is happening. to my midsection. my god.......... it must be friday

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[randomslasher]

Just as a PSA, I’ve never reblogged that “your mom will die” post. I’ve seen it half a dozen times or more and I’ve ignored it every time. My mom’s doing great. 

You’re safe. I’ve done the test for you. You can safely ignore it. It is a failed curse. It doesn’t work. 

[whatthefuckisupsweetheart-deact]

honestly

[90sand2000forever]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tiredbiostudent]

imma keep it real with you chief. sometimes university workloads are just fucking unreasonable and unfeasible unless you’re not mentally ill or you’re someone who’s able to be On™ and productive 24/7 (which is like.. no one??) and no amount of “you need to learn time management skills because this is what it’s like in the real world” is gonna change that

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[destinyrush]

she ain’t wrong 🤔

[dirtydirtychai]

Im so????

What asshole drew this?? As if we don’t have the very recent, devastating shipwrecks of the Costa Concordia (2012) in which video from firefighters helped prove the captain abandoned his ship in a disaster that resulted in 32 fatalities

or the sinking of the Sewol ferry in Korea (2014), in which over 300 people, mostly middle school students, were drowned, but not before many sent footage of the ferry’s announcements telling people to stay seated and not evacuate, proving the negligence of the ferry’s crew. Many of them were able to get final goodbye messages to their friends and family before they drowned. 

Ability to send final messages aside, documentary archival video footage is PRICELESS in situations like this. After any kind of public event, you bet your ass police are asking for any and all cell phone footage from the area. 

anyway, in conclusion, that artist can fuck off 

[madgastronomer]

And WTF, there were people literally sitting in the lifeboats on the Titanic sketching it. That’s where that iconic fucking image of it COMES FROM, you WOMBATS.

[wheeloffortunefortunes]

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you

[teaboot]

Three bears went through my trash

[twoofcups]

i don’t know what marvel is... i’m too pretty

[1dietcokeinacan]

The only marvel I know is me

[warceline-deactivated20190728]

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

im rediscovering apples and honestly i feel like the babadook from death note, theyre so good

[whatsliferotfl]

Pure genius

[everythingfox]

Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him