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✨Bean✨ 🌱6/23/98🍓 🫐They/Them🍀

[linipikk]

Aziraphale shielding Crowley from water

and Crowley shielding Aziraphale from fire

[cookiebandit23]

Scientists who fall in love and create a fucked up hybrid together ❤️

[virtualtoybox]

I’m DONE ! I’m leaving now FOREVER and you CANT STOP ME no matter what I’m GOING !!!

[virtualtoybox]

…………. I’m back .

[tunicpanda]

[thepineapplepanda]

This game came out at the right time.

[aleshacrossing]

me @ 12am on march 20th after the painful 8 year long wait

[lunaatmidnight]

When you’re waiting for your digital preorder to allow you access

[m0thboy-deactivated20200217]

the epilogues said i can have a LITTLE happiness

[ghosts-iero-deactivated20210711]

Gamzee didn’t need to kill Equius to coax Nepeta out of hiding he coulda just pspspsps ykno

[selenitedyke-deactivated2020051]

these r my 2 moods

[toonskribblez]

If you can’t handle me at my

Then you don’t deserve me at my

[blueflowersredeyes]

[headfirstslide]

:,)

[1oveworld]

PEACE IS NICE, PEACE IS NICE, PEACE IS BETTER THAN CHICKEN AND RICE

[mar64ds]

VAMONOS

[johndoe-lesbo]

INVADER ZIM TRENDING AT #5!!!

[presbyteriansideblog]

[xubbs]

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

[archer-bro]

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

[goatyellsateverything]

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

[xphilosoraptorx]

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

[sighinastorm]

quality religious jokes, people