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Racial hierarchy is embedded in the logic of Black Lives Matter. What it looks like in practice is the murder of Henry Nowak.

The forces driving Third-World immigration don’t care about skin color as much as destroying the Christian foundation of modern society.

Some good takes on this scandel.

It's Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon Bee hit the streets to fin

#satire but barely

ancaporado

yesterdaysprint

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

#evil J jonah jameson

evilwizard

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

ominousdog

YES! PLEASE! I would love to!

evilwizard

the safeword is the 12 sacred intonations of power known only to the ancient dream druids

kitsunewing

Bingle bongle bingle bangle yippididoo yippideeda ping pong lipy tabee too taaa

evilwizard

how did you know

wiimotion

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

goatsgomoo

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

proteinmom

@canonicalghostbuster

hellenhighwater

Well those are allllmost done

codebreakerblue

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

hellenhighwater

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

jackfromthefairytale

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

hellenhighwater

They're actually a really dark purple

fishofthewoods

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

hellenhighwater

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

nobodywasneverhere

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

hellenhighwater

The heart wants what the heart wants

fred-the-dinosaur

this reads like a muppet sketch

fred-the-dinosaur

see? See!??!

hellenhighwater

You're not wrong

hellenhighwater

This post is less than six months old.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

siratonin

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

#the worst part is these aren't mutually exclusive

kinuko

greater-than-the-sword

If the supreme court would rule that employers cannot prevent employees from carrying a gun on the job if their job takes place in public, crime in our cities would instantly drop

christ-chan-official

people entirely underestimate the power of not paying for something when it's too expensive

crowboy-bebop

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

curlicuecal

aetherograph

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!