The epilogue reverting Crowley and Aziraphale to their angel selves is not only weird for the "they're trauma less now so they're truly free" implications, but also because it says that if they had been free from heaven they'd have been attracted to each other immediately. But that never happened when Crowley was making nebulas? Yes, Azi was a bit smitten but Crowley didn't even look at him twice lol. The beauty of their love was that it all started on the wall, with the "I gave it away!" "You wot?". And then their love grew, deepened, became multi-faceted as they went on with the arrangement. They weren't destined to be together, they actually noticed each other and choose each other, they started loving the other after the fall and temptation of Eve. Why did the whole narrative suddenly retcon things, Aziraphale saying Crowley was "the best angel", indicating they knew each other deeply before the fall? Why did that become more important than their 6000 years together, the arrangement, their mutual help of each other, their companionship?
I'm very much not a meet-cute person and part of what I love(d) about Good Omens is that it was NOT like that (I didn't mind BtB as it was short, but didn't love it either, it took a lot of the beauty away from the initial Eden meeting and rainstorm just to tell us that Aziraphale had never trusted Heaven, but we could do without it-- and for his talk to God to be about Crowley when he still worked for God--those few minutes, that artistry, his questions (was it Aziraphale who fell in love first and hardest? maybe)-- and not about his relationship over the millennia was weird to me) The idea that their relationship was built on that conversation, that Crowley was dumbfounded by an angels who went against God because humans needed protection, and that Aziraphale loved hearing the thoughts Crowley had about free will, since he was trying to figure out what was Right and Good on his own (having already decided God was wrong in re: the sword thing). They loved each other because each was their own person and they had compatible thoughts about how to be Good. From Eden. And after that yes, they grew together and taught each other through actions and words, and supported each other, and Crowley came to Aziraphale and rescued him, and Aziraphale lit up when Crowley showed up and oozed the love that Crowley needed and understood that Crowley showed his own love very strangely and accepted that. And they were both imperfect but they were still the best because they cared, and THAT is why they loved, not because they were cute. (I mean, bonus though, of course) There is an implication (even in companion to owls, which I loved) that they knew each other. Was it BtB? But I agree-- for all they might have had run-ins or heard reputations, I like their love to stand alone on a wall in an audacious conversation when they see who they truly are and start to fall in love.


















