Bby ( ´ ▽ ` )

Where I cri, sigh and die

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NAH I WAS IN MY DRAFTS LOOKING AT MY VIDEOS

AND

I-

I DID A SMILE???? HOW THE FUCK DID I DO THAT SMILE??? IM-

SOMEONE SMILE AT ME LIKE THAT???

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i go into a constant baby fever but then i experience babies for myself and i conclude i never

ever

want children and would throw one across the room for free 

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i <//3 am <//3 getting <//3 hate <//3 crimed <//3 because <//3 im <//3 friends <//3 with <//3 my <//3 roomba <//3

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i remember i was making a fanfic/chatfic thing. and at the same time i was trying to manifest the characters at the same time because like, I wanted cuddles from them.

so anyways, i moved on finish what i was working on cause i added new characters. then i went to bed.

woke up the next morning, and saw I had a friend request and im like ???

😃😄😃

IT HAD THE EXACT SAME USERNAME AS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ON THE SAME PLATFORM AND I WAS SO SCARED. PLS MY FRIEND SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT

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the comment button says ‘reply your heart out’ and that implies so many things.

but my fore and front thought was ‘are there like,,, breakdowns in the comments?’

followed by

‘are wE SUPPOSED TO BE EMOTIONAL IN THE COMMENTS?’

then

‘WAIT I DONT WANT TO SHARE MY TRAUMA WITH A RANDOM PERSON THATS UNRELATED TO THE TOPIC??? WHAT IF IT FREAKS THEM OUT???’

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I’d like to think Gender Apathy is just playing I-Spy and picking a random word, and then going along with whatever the person decides to pick.

“I spy with my little eye something blue.”

“...The pale bucket over there?”

“Sure.”

“That wasn’t even blue.”

“It was mixed with blue, so it works.”

“That’s??? Okay.”

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*scrolling through tiktok like anyone does on a normal morning*

*comes across a pretty girl with facial hair*

“Wow, I’d date her if I just didn’t like facial hair.”

(Because, I don’t like facial hair, it looks like it would scratch me, it looks nice I just dont want it lmao)

*Takes a break and starts to get up out of my bed to do other normal activities*

wait

that was not a normal thought process for a straight person

*sits down for a good 10 seconds to rethink my words and walks out with the new conclusion that im bi with a male preference LMAO*