//(on indefinite hiatus because i based the blog on a short hyperfixation) It's the powerful and devious team of Pokemon criminals and the man leading them! We also take food orders. BUT NO PEEKING AT MY RECIPIES!! (//pkmn irl villain-ish blog, blanket pokemon consumption and death cw)
INTRODUCTION POST! Should be easier than the video...
I'm the fearsome Doctor Taurus, ringmaster of many horrifying beasts!
🧀 And by that, we mean we use our food powers to disguise as big beasts to make people scared and do what we want!
Hey! This is why we keep having to do minimum wage restaurant work, we'd get booked for way more evil team work if you all could keep up our cover!
🧈 Hey now, that's oversimplifying. We also do great contest work! Me as the cool one, Milky Way as the clever one, Cream as the tough one and so on...
🥛 You know it, heheheeeh!!
WHATEVER! They can understand language and all, but don't think that translates into smarts. They're good chefs though, I'll give them that.
🍨 Hint hint! Give us money!! We'll make you some special stuff, with a custom recipe and fancy appearance cafe-style!
I'm a he/him man, and all my boys are boys too, 'xept when Butter puts on his Pheromosa costume and expresses as a girl. Got all that? Good! Grab some popcorn, preferably from me! We're based in Hoenn right now, and you're gonna have to pay the delivery fee!
🥛 Cream reminds you to disclose allergies.
🧀 Don't want any unnecessary injuries.
@swadloom back again with another funny blog time. This isn't technically a faller blog, but they are heavily inspired by the ginyu force from dbz! And they may go in my own oc directions and stuff over time but for now they're. Basically just the ginyu force one-to-one if they were chefs and pokemon lol
Your team boss muse can know him if you want him to, that would be fun! He's worked for Plasma, Rocket, Yell (in no real criminal ways), and Aether. And for now with this blog I don't mind new lore being improv'd onto him. :)
No nsfw, standard DNI unless it's like completely pointless queer discourse LOL my blogs are "incorrect" labels safe
Pelliper Mail and Magic Anons on! This is my only sentient Pokemon blog and I'm honestly willing to let things run wild here. Come ovah here arceus blogs they'll deliver to spear pillar if you pay the fee
Also this is a sentient Pokemon blog too, sorta! They're talking Pokemon in the same way as Meowth, but they live average somewhat cartoony Pokemon lives for the most part. He found them all like this in different scenarios, but his rare partner Pokemon Milky Way doesn't talk
Okay, I'm making posts talking about different pokemon behaviors and culture, and I kinda need help with it. My world doesn't have any sentient pokemon (like, pokemon that you can have regular conversations with), and it can be hard to convey what you mean psychicically, even when you have a super smart Orbteetle. So, to the sentient pokemon that have a rotomblr, what are some of your behaviors and species culture?
Something that suprised me about these guys is learning how much of our human ideas about these guys came from their own cultures. Take it away, boys!
🧀 Bet you all think giving eachother Applins as gifts was your own idea, don'cha? HAHA! Humans are funny. See, our line are kinda half-solitary half-tight-knit. Parents are real doting, especially Appletun parents, but the kids are real shy and always hook onto an apple to survive. If their apple breaks, they run off to burrow into a new one, and that plus their whole camouflage and hiding strategies means parents lose track of their little guys!
If an adult finds a stray Applin, they take in the little guy right away and present it to their mate (or a stranger in the case of widowed or single ones) as a wordless way to say "I found the little bugger on its own, you gonna raise it with me or what now?" Oi, by the way, if a human imitates this then proceeds to not take care of the guy, you WILL attract the wrath of every Flapple in the vicinity!
🧈 Pikachu are one of those few cases where it really is humans they're getting their behaviors from! They're like starters, you know? Super domesticated, not many that you'll see in the wild are truly wild. We get a lot of joy outta imitating human costumes and activities and what not, and being joyful and energetic charges us up! Pichu are friendship evos for a reason. Raichus either tend to be real drawn to their one trainer and draw from their behaviors or, in the case of wild ones, settle down with all the play to raise their young. Bwahaha, not Alolan Raichu, though! Me and my buddies took one look at all that surfing culture stuff and knew what we wanted to be! I became the best surfer on the planet after that, of course.
🥛 Cream is a little weird for Alcremies, hehe. Alcremies love making their own food styles, it's like their version of Zebstrika stripes, your taste is like your name!
🧀 ew
🥛 Hey! Skitty lick eachother all the time. Besides, Cream put less time into his flavor and more into his own premium style of BASHING!
Sure did. And, er... Yogurt? What about you?
🍨 Do I look like I care about whatever those other Clefable guys have going on to you!?
🧀 Lotsa special applications out there mate! It's a TTS for us since we're in that Rocket Meowth situation where Doc gets to hear us out loud 24/7 (not includin lunch break), there's word that other "sentient" mates who can't talk aloud but still think in words use applications that let them use their species's unique sounds to navigate it!
🧈 A bothersome amount of those are just to trick grandmas though. Anything where you put up a microphone to them and it comes up with a big thought bubble that says "I love you! I'm hungry!" isn't legitimate. You should be able to tell all that stuff already if you're not a fool!
// Been having fun with the muse swap but trying to make it progress has been too hard with my executive functioning so I'm ending it by handwaving things whoops </3 just assume that like Val got back to his house and kicked the Wormhole's ass and fixed everything djdkfkfkdkf
Er, okay so uh, does anyone on this website know what to do when someone gets separated from their team. And they er apparently have massive separation anxiety or somethin. Uh time sensitive question probably
Er, okay so uh, does anyone on this website know what to do when someone gets separated from their team. And they er apparently have massive separation anxiety or somethin. Uh time sensitive question probably
Really? Well, it's for my men, even if I do have to look around on that style-less mess of an alter ego's page! He could have at least gone for some horns or, or at least some clothes!
Really? Well, it's for my men, even if I do have to look around on that style-less mess of an alter ego's page! He could have at least gone for some horns or, or at least some clothes!
Travel to Alola with my mates for a commission from some folks operating out of a mall, the exact weirdo circumstances my hell life slots perfect into!
Me and my gang pop out of a food court and put on our big scary act to dissuade some people investigating things.
ULTRA WORMHOLE appears in the MIDDLE OF THE MALL and, and it like? Flies into them and just gets them!?
Does this stuff just happen in this region now?? Is this normal for you people?
Prev was an Aether scientist and is an openly malicious alter ego don't listen to him!! 👎 I wouldn't usually care since you're both villains but I know Ultra Wormholes aren't supposed to fly around in buildings like that!!
Travel to Alola with my mates for a commission from some folks operating out of a mall, the exact weirdo circumstances my hell life slots perfect into!
Me and my gang pop out of a food court and put on our big scary act to dissuade some people investigating things.
ULTRA WORMHOLE appears in the MIDDLE OF THE MALL and, and it like? Flies into them and just gets them!?
Does this stuff just happen in this region now?? Is this normal for you people?
Every team should have a consistent naming scheme! You'd think more evil teams would know a thing or two about teamwork in this way, but no, they're usually allergic to having some fun! It's mostly the young folks I see on this website, I gotta respect it!
