Bimbotorium

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

[dogpuppy]

[lesbx]

what the fuck does alt-milk mean

[lesbx]

[dogpuppy]

[crimewave420]

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[melonramune]

@/glyvees

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[dogpuppy]

[porgenspengler]

Made this as a joke to explain my thesis topic to my buddy

[dogpuppy]

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum