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You've come to the right place, my friend.

[toastbutteregg]

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[thecryptkeeper]

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

[animusrox]

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

[saltheartedbarmaid]

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

[goldtrimmedrunescapememes-blog]

[spitefence-deactivated20190820]

[lovelyet]

[thebestoftumbling]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Rustled Jimmies

[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[shitpolsays]

[powerburial]

im going to cry

[direlog]

[dolley-madison]

oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him

[ok-dingo]

[methhomework]

[fatalmorgue]

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

[90s90s90s]

[ruinedchildhood]

Hades was the original “WHAT ARE THOSE?” guy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less “bedroom”.

[raduyev-deactivated20150601]

[90s90s90s]

[10knotes]

Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994

[glutko]

Your many career choices!