cool

[porterr-robinson]

[justcatposts]

my new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat

[icewindandboringhorror]

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

[startrekdeepspacenine]

i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys

[arcanemagicuser]

mother Fucker unlimited

[dawnfire7]

now that’s a big ass

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[hiccups]

Toothless Plushies Ranked

deformed and perpetually screaming mouth, coupled with soulless eyes. haunts my dreams, and now yours. - 0/10

fat chub sits up all on his own!!! very nicely done! - 10/10

teeth outside of mouth, looks like shitty taxidermy found at a flea market - 3/10

big boy full of softness and perfect for hugging! - 11/10

plain dude can stand up on all fours, not much else to say - 5/10

the happiest plush of all! looks like he’s coming to hug me - 8/10

half pillow, half plush, all horror - 1/10

[toastwiki-deactivated20230129]

*eats and gets energy* holy shit just like minecraft

[targent]

*deep sigh* *takes off my cowboy hat and plops down into the dirt* *starts filling my cowboy hat with little rocks* feelings, hunh…

[anxietyproblem]

Let me iiiiiin!

[winterhalters]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[meanmediummode]

That’s depression babe!

[cleothegoldfish]

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

me at 15: when I’m 25 I’ll have my life together!!! me now: at…..45…..maybe I’ll be doing…kind of ok by then

[mens-rights-activia]

I’ll still never get over how much this picture looks like Hannibal Buress without actually being a picture of a human

[ass-ghoul]

[dunyun-rings]

I saw some great pigeons the other day

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

these are normal pigeons

[pawpile]

yes but they’re great

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly