Cool Ranch Doritos

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

i got mad lmao

[regretroulette]

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[pewdiepieburglar]

DUMMY THICK

[t-e-r-a-n-c-e]

Now THIS is how you do a cliffhanger.

[gloobgloobgloob]

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[alaskanvetstudent]

We call him Wee-Beast!

[guerrillatech]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sacredstem]

they just get better and better. very editorial

[writing-and-nutmeg]

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[goodupstandingcitizen]

[blextrophy]

[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

haters will hear me rummaging around the university laboratories and say christ what is that

[teaboot]

Haters will be like “containment breach”

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]

[toastbutteregg]

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

BongWater