I like Beans

gender fluid? no. lighter fluid/ did someone say memes?/ i didn't expect to live this long so idk what to do

[cool1beans7bro]

I'm not dead yet so here's my digital attempt at A.M from I have no mouth and I must scream. Probably quickest thing I've ever made.

[cool1beans7bro]

Fuck it this is night 17,

Face washed, whatever the fuck is going on on my face is slowly going away. Teeth brushed.

Work.

Hot pocket, quesabirrias. Shout out to my mom for inviting me over to eat good.

Play games/YouTube.

Glance at the book I bought and haven't read yet. Still not open it. Wuhluhwuh coffee shop alternative dimensions type work. I'll read it at some point.

Bed. Actually let me go get my melatonin. Melatonin. Listen to music.

Night.

[cool1beans7bro]

Day 15-16? I took a melatonin before this and it's kicking in.

Face washed.

Teethbrushed.

Ate. Yesterday I had a burrito.

Today I had a maruchan packet and McDonald. This is the life I guess.

Got paid, paid the electric bill early.

Listening to music before sleeping. Another day without coffee in my life. I miss my wife (coffee) tails.

Night.

[cool1beans7bro]

Uhhhh *sweats nervously* (yes i get to role play in my own posts, silence:/) day 7-13 was a blur and yesterday is day 14 so quick recap

Lot happened, ate food, and the usual. End recap.

So day 14,

Face washed, teeth brushed, scale hasn't gone down but at least it hasn't gone up.

Saw iron lung. Tits. 10/10 would recommend.

Made chicken marinated in Korean BBQ sliced up and rolled like sushi with rice and seaweed. Had candy at the movies. Ate wing and fries after.

Play game, use YouTube, the usual. That's about it.

Night.

[cool1beans7bro]

Day 6,

Was lazy.

Teeth, face stuff done.

Work.

Home.

Meal prep salmon with rice for the next 4 meals. Ate ramen and orange.

Forgot to do laundry.

That's it, night.

[cool1beans7bro]

DAY 5 BEACH EPISODE,

Washed face brushed teeth. Sunscreen when I got there.

Took shit for beach, got my feet in the water and it was so cold it hurt.

Had 4 taquitos an orange and two sandwiches, not in once sitting, through the day. Water and Gatorade. Had ruffles AND Cheetos. Got home, turned the heater on, doomed scroll on YouTube and went to bed.

Fun fact, I made the meme on my pfp when I was in 8-9th grade.

Night.

[cool1beans7bro]

Day 4 you know the drill,

Face washed.

Teeth brushed.

Exercise no👎

Ate cereal-breakfast, taquitos-lunch, and last bowl of meal prep-dinner. Ruffles again as a snack.

Supposed to go to the beach the 25 but I was cursed with being born with a uterus that punishes me for not procreating. Still going, just gonna be grumpy the whole time. Dunno what to wear but that's a problem for tomorrow morning me.

Night.

[cool1beans7bro]

Day 3 of this,

You know the drill. Clean face twice, day and night what what

Brushed teeth twice.

Ate meal prep for lunch before work, added an egg.

Work was the same. Had a coke zero.

Came home, ate dinner which was also meal prep with an egg. Had ruffles. Yum.

Sewed sweats because I am short and sweats long.

At 10pm I realized I had 400 calories left over and I could have eaten cereal but it was too late. Gonna do that next morning.

That's it.

Dunno if I gotta add this but I won't be adding this later on but I did shower every day (take that depression) I just didn't document it before.

Night.

[cool1beans7bro]

Day 2 I guess,

Washed my face in the morning and night.

I was able to workout for an hour today.

Didn't have work so I just lazed around.

Didn't do laundry even though I need work clothes. Probably gonna set an alarm for the morning to wash.

Actually stayed under/around my calorie count and meal prepped some chicken, white rice, spinach, and baby carrots.

Tried choco protein shake, it tasted like one. Not bad. 6.4/8. Would try again.

Had yogurt, fire🔥.

Sounds about right.

[cool1beans7bro]

Gonna regret this at some point but I guess I'll deal with the consequences of my actions later. I've been lurking long enough ig. Gonna start using this as a journal so ignore this whole account if you find it. Or not. Idk I'm bad with words.

Uhhh day something but let's just go with 1,

I cleaned my face in the morning and night.

Brushed my teeth twice.

Went to the store, got milk (give me all the lactose cuz i tolerate it) for cereal/smoothie/whatever. Got some eggs, weenies (chicken franks), and taquitos.

Went over my calorie limit again, hot girl summer in an over sized shirt again.

Bought a protein shake just to try it and see if i like it, gonna drink that tomorrow.

Today I had a coffee, two coconut pastries, a tiny bit of turkey and rice, and (this is where I over did it) had a pack of buldak with 3 boiled eggs, seaweed, and 2 weenies. Gonna try better tomorrow.

[cool1beans7bro]

Drew a lil something for my buddy's dnd campaign he's making from scratch. Pirate vibes. I don't play but he always makes sure to have my lil rock character whenever he plays.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[heavensickness]

[dimitrescutie-deactivated202206]

[cool1beans7bro]

*second year in the Gryffindor common room, 2 in the morning*

Harry sliding next to Hermione on the couch: If you were a frog and Ron and I were frogs, would you let us on your lily pad?

Hermione incredibly sleep deprived from trying to solve where the chamber of secrets could be: What?

Ron sliding to Hermione's other side: If we were frogs would you let us on your lily pad?

Hermione: ...

Hermione, tiredly: of course

Harry to Ron: told you!

*next morning the three of them were found asleep on the couch huddled together*

[cool1beans7bro]

To the frog that i made a paper boat for

[iiikaruz]

Reblog this and get an out-of-context Hetalia quote in your inbox.

I’m bored and have nothing to do, so why not.

[cool1beans7bro]

Yeet