Let Me Leave

[veryfunnymemes]

[slugmania]

this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

[vote-for-eggman]

She’s always in everyone’s damn business.

[dollarstoreravenclaw]

who?

[vote-for-eggman]

who do you fucking think, you nosy bitch?

[worm]

you can’t spell “pleasant” without “ant”

[likhemmins]

Thank you for this information.

[worm]

youre welcome. do you want to know something else?

[likhemmins]

Um yes I think so

[worm]

ants are small

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[ysabelmystic]

God help us

[surprisebitch]

there’s a lot to unpack here

[jerry-mogwaire]

A true Baby Boomer would have written:

I love workin……. this made me LOL (laugh out loud) because it reminded me …of LAZY MILLENNIALS …….they think “pressing” the home Button on ..their ” i phone “ ….will magically take them home from “work “!!!!!! …. ………….. AIN”T HAPPENIN “PAL!!!!!!!!””

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The accuracy

[4444555666777888999]

men on catfish will be working at Best Buy n looking like Steve buscemi and b like is this pornbot my girlfriend her name is sexy Lexi and she’s on the cover of sports illustrated. She left Cristiano Ronaldo to come be with me in Seattle

[sugurobonryuuji-remade]

teenagers in a post 9/11 world are so knowledgeable. im sitting at lunch at a random table and this girl whos in one of my classes is talking about the government shutdown to her friends and saying how shitty it is and how in a lot of places employees arent getting paid and how food inspections stopped. if this had happened 12 years ago, fifteen year olds wouldnt really have the knowledge on politics, but at the same time being a highschool freshman and being able to talk about how flawed capitalism is kind of sucks in a way because we’ve all been stripped from our childhoods and have been forced to grow up because of the political climate, especially in america. we just use memes and stuff to cover it up and its kinda sad

[sugurobonryuuji-remade]

also this is fine to rb

[welcometoyouredoom]

[richardalexanderrr]

[greviousmentalharm]

That awkward moment when the “good guy with the gun” stays outside 

[1010ll]

[bible-of-fun]

The murder that happened to our beloved alligator will be handled by an 

Investi-gator

[holywasptome]

@kusuabieru

[bellamybellarke--archive]

like full offense, but why are romcoms constantly being criticized for being “unrealistic” and “too self indulgent” but action movies with impossible car stunts and huge shoot out scenes that are led by an average looking, mildly in shape man (who is somehow a practically indestructible and unbeatable fighting robot) are not? 

the answer is because romcoms are generally made for women, and women’s fantasies are never indulged by society the same way men’s are. 

[l0v3-r3v9]

she said what had to be said

[prideprejudce]

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy??????

[joner]

snapchat or text message

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean

[joner]

Shit homes that could mean fucking anything

[momo-on-main]

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[shock]

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good