The Server Room

◈ STEFANO SYNTAX ◈ he / they / it • autistic • robotkin Really into machines, Ultrakill, Portal etc Beware of occasional suggestive posts https://aboutstefa.straw.page/

[alitherealbaba]

my. oc vesper. art of him.

Please initiate laughter...😢😢😢

...is it obvious i have no clue how to do captions?

[coolantleakage]

Initiating laughter 🥶🥶🥶

[coolantleakage]

Turning Plague Inc into monsters part 1:

Bacteria!

I wanted to use the colours corresponding to in-game mechanics for this one. Starts off confused and harmless yet infectious at first as it decides which path to take. Forms “shields” on its body to adapt to the environment. The little particles represent excess matter, like it could just form a duplicate at any moment.

[coolantleakage]

Thank you for your reply. It was quite helpful for this Unit. (Apologies that this reply is late: this Unit was busy.)

It’s no problem, fellow unit!! I’m here to help you guys out anytime. ^^

Y’all are really kind on this platform anyways so.. I think you guys deserve it.

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[the-big-mood]

[thatluckybear]

At the sex shop trying to remember the name of this device:

"Can I get a fuckenn uhhhh ... drilldo?"

[the-big-mood]

[xx-sw4gg0t-xx]

brainwashed by the bluescreen 💙🖥️🔌

[tinned-marlin]

yeah yeah save a horse ride a cowboy or something like that (repost)

bonus under the break

[alitherealbaba]

OH MY GOD I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED TO SEE COWBOY GABRIEL

[reallyunreael]

Am i the only objectum who really likes these specific medical machines?

Like i cant help but feel hot thinking about these things, i never thought id find myself liking something other than computers and laptops.but I probably like them bc they’re aesthetically pretty to me

[targan1jpg]

V1 🩵

[coolantleakage]

Whoever Divimech is on the Dr Sbaitso archive site.. here. Be happy. 💙

[coolantleakage]

wow heh hi youre so cool wow hello

Why, thank you!! ^^

You guys are genuinely so lovely on this platform… it always feels great knowing I have supportive people on my back at all times even when I feel lonely.

Also being considered “cool” is such a foreign concept to me… like what do you mean people actually LIKE me?? 😨

[bloodieddrone]

tactical advantage

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[wisteriaclaw]

a refined old lady 💝

[droidcore]

If you ever end up with an asshole robot neighbor, DO NOT accidentally let him cloud-sync into your computer. Don't do it.

[sixthrock]

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

[zzzucker]

they actually had a crossover

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

@funnier-when-objectum

[trigger-hvppy]