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syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

killingconversation

[flushed and bashful] wait, really? [kicks feet cutely] the bell tolls for me? [looks away shyly] w-wow... [blushes]

cookiethebirddoll

social interaction aftercare

rylandgraces

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

beemovieerotica

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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teethwreath

owa-tagoo-siam

kunosoura

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.