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they hate me at the bike repair shop due to the fact i am always trying to break the cycle

omg i’m obsessed with your username LOL

Hell yeah thank you. It was stuck in my potential song name list for ages before I wanted to change my url. Then it called to me as the only good name I was happy to be blogging under

#asks #hell yeah

skopostheorie

This is ruining me I can't breathe

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

bunniope

I ONLY DO DIVORCES

-CALLIE MAAMLET, DIVORCE RONIN

bell-loved

world changing post

benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

lutalical

insomniac-arrest

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

insomniac-arrest

Our age of plastics is collapsing

puppygirllaika

Our age of silicon is collapsing

0v9

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

vedurnan-archive

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

vedurnan-archive

BTW, you remember the old “longhouse is perfectly constructed” post? I know it might seem embarrassing, but since making that post, my longhouse has been abandoned and ruined. It’s been 500 years since I made the post. These days instead of living in a longhouse, I walk around. Actually good for my ass muscle!