James

The bees thrum throughout my body. I am buzzing.

[satanfemme]

I’m losing my got damb mind

[harryshoneypot]

[lesbx]

booty shorts that say this on the butt

[naramdil]

[chemfemme]

strange and weird that me not shaving my legs & leaving them in their natural fuzzy state and really never thinking about it is seen as an active choice, and maintaining nakey bald legs with careful weekly upkeep is seen as a default

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[cooldoodjames-blog]

I’m demipolyplatonic uwu

I can have platonic relationships with multiple people of different genders at the same time! But only after I get to know them ^_^

Also I kin Chuck E. Cheese.

[schmoolie-arts-deactivated20190]

Ben Shapiro with some helpful advice

(I have bad handwriting very sorry))

[dysphoriathoughts]

No equipment ftm workout

okay i’ve been getting quite a few asks about this so i thought i’d just make a post about it. i’ll split it into three categories based on experience - easy, medium, and hard. let me know if y’all are interested in a bodybuilding split workout then i’ll post one of those too.

easy - if you’re new to working out or strength training

knee pushups - 5 sets of 10 reps

sit ups - 3 sets of 10 reps

mountain climbers - 2 sets of 20 reps

lunges - 3 sets of 10 reps (5 per leg)

alternating arm/leg raises - 4 sets of 10 reps

jumping jacks - 4 sets of 10 reps

medium - a slightly more challenging if you feel like the above one is too easy

pushups - 5 sets of 10 reps

sit ups - 3 sets of 15 reps

squats - 3 sets of 10 reps (make sure to go down below parallel)

pike push-ups - 3 sets of 10 reps

plank - 2 sets of 60 second hold

doorway rows - 4 sets of 10 reps (link coz its a little unknown)

burpees - 5 sets of 10 reps

hard - if you’ve been working out before and want something a little challenging

pushups - 5 sets of 10 reps

diamond pushup - 2 sets of 6 reps

squats - 5 sets of 10 reps

pullups - 2 sets of 10 reps

reverse crunches - 3 sets of 10 reps

wall sit - 3 sets of 60 second hold

burpees - 8 sets of 10 reps

[cooldoodjames-blog]

Oogh I should do this but I’m too inconsistent,, I’ll reblog though so I can find it if I get the resolve

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[akron-squirrel]

Visit Original Link

Based on @pussysmize’s post (Hopefully that link works despite how this site is now)

[thearcanagame]

who’s the fiona to ur shrek

get out of my swamp.

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The Paul siblings 😍😍😍

[davidessman]

earlier this month it was 120 degrees in Australia , but yeah lets continue to mock those trying to save us in the 12 years we have left to slow climate change’s effects. 

What is the worst thing that could happen if we listen to scientists and change our ways, and then it turns out they were lying? 

Slowly dying in a mad max hell world to own the libs I guess. 

[blueelectricangels]

this is literally why scientists stopped calling it “global warming” and started calling it “climate change”

because these dense motherfuckers couldn’t get it through their heads that an increase in the average global temperature is, has, and will lead to an increase in extreme weather events including goddamn polar vortexes.

“Fner ner ner, look at all the snow outside, what of your global warming now?? CHECK AND MATE SCIENTISTS so much for your fancy degrees and decades of research” of fucking course you’re still gonna get a winter you goddamn dingdongs! The Earth still has a fucking axial tilt – there is always going to be a portion of the year that is colder because that’s when you’re further away from the sun! 

(unless you live between the tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn, in which case you’re at more or less the same distance from the sun all year, but presumably then you aren’t pointing to snowfall as proof positive that scientists are spearheading a conspiracy to…i don’t even fucking know. reduce emissions? meanspiritedly destroy the fossil fuel industry, which is gentle and blameless and certainly has never been linked to enormous environmental disasters or long-term health concerns or…?)

[jungs-dirty-little-slut-deactiv]

Conservatives will be the fucking death of us

[humandisastersquad]

Also the reason for these extremely cold temperatures happening and doing so more often is directly a result of literal global warming. Due to rising temperatures (thanks to climate change caused by humans which is real and happening right now and fuck anyone who says otherwise), the Arctic sea ice has been melting more and more without replenishing itself during winter. To make matters worse, the more ice that melts, the more ocean is exposed, which absorbs (rather that reflecting like ice does) the sun’s energy, further heating up. 

This rise in polar temperatures is the reason the polar vortex is currently above the US and making Day After Tomorrow a reality

For those who don’t know, a polar vortex is an area of low pressure that likes to chill around the poles (both north and south but the north is more relevant here). These areas of cold, dense air are usually kept in check by jet streams: long, narrow, fast flowing air currents caused by two masses of air that are different in density/pressure/temperature etc. meeting. 

The polar jet streams in particular are caused by the meeting of cold, dense low pressure polar air and warm high pressure air from the tropics. It’s usually pretty strong, especially during winter, as the temperature gradient between the poles and the tropics is rather large. The bigger the difference, the stronger the wind, and the less likely that polar air escapes southwards.

However, due to the warming around the north pole thanks to the melting sea ice and warming oceans, this gradient is decreasing.

This results in a weaker polar jet stream, which allows the vortex to meander all over the place, such as down south into the US, bringing the cold dense air with it.

Please go forth and use this information to make sure the idiots using this cold snap as piss poor evidence that climate change isn’t real know that they’re wrong and they should feel bad. Also maybe tie them down and make them watch this video (which is where I got these gifs from) which is a good (but terrifying) explanation of how extreme weather events are becoming and will become more common as a result of anthropogenic climate change.

[cooldoodjames-blog]

I’m gonna explode I’ve been dead named in my past three classes

[cooldoodjames-blog]

Not to be melodramatic but cha boy has body image issues from dysphoria that are about a mile long.

Like I have many reasons to not initiate relationships, such as my crippling fear of rejection, but one of the big reasons is that my body is just subpar.

And if someone ever wants a sexual relationship with me, I wouldn’t be against it I guess, but genital preferences are a thing and like they imagine one thing and then I take off my shirt and tits,,, it’s just like

Ew

Like personally I just don’t,, like nobody really gets my engine running physically or emotionally or whatever so I call myself Asexual. But if I had a partner who wanted stuff, I’d be fine with it. Sex doesn’t disgust me but like the concept of it and it with other people doesn’t make me feel anything.

But like a lot of people do want a partner who can like do the hokey pokey with them,, and in the case that I get a partner who wants that, I think I’m gonna be a big disappointment looks wise. Because I can present myself in a masculine way but my body isn’t a guys body and that’s a disconnect.

It’s just ugh

I don’t know what relationships will hold for me, and while I would like one in the future, I don’t want to push myself and my issues onto anyone so I wouldn’t ask anyone out.

[cooldoodjames-blog]

My pfp boats that I’m anxious and sad but now I’m just chaotic and rad wow character development suggests I should change my pfp

[cooldoodjames-blog]

Make a packer

I did but my packer making skillz are terrible and it did not satisfy the gremlin like hobgoblin in my brain so I just sit in prolonged crisis mode