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so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

slowspinningredemption

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

acakewalkofcrocodiles

The Hat Man is our greatest export

dragon-in-a-fez

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

dragon-in-a-fez

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

pileofknives

rowanberrypop

casually evokes the image of your college best friend

floweryimagines

ninsleeping

🌈

vinihyperfocus

Everybody moved on but I'm still here.

fishtrouts

First time Avoryx interacts with her hatchling directly :D

fishtrouts

Everybody, this is Grym! He’s Hopper’s father and a traditionally evil dragon but with some extra razzle-dazzle added 🪩✨

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fishtrouts

This is the most "oh, how annoyingly endearing!" face Avoryx is capable of making. That, or she's about to crash out so hard

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fishtrouts

So we've meet Hopper's family but what about Swordfish?

Since you were all so curious! :)

Swordfish was still in the egg when it happened. His parents weren’t the traditional gold-hoarding, conquest-hungry kind of dragons. They guarded the land without meddling in human affairs.

When Avoryx, a malevolent wyrm ruined and twisted by her own past, came down from the sky, she destroyed everything and everyone she saw as a threat to her future offspring. Her only goal was make the world safe for the child she hadn't yet hatched. She defeated Swordfish’s parents in battle, though she got grievously injured herself. The dragon slinked away to tend to her wounds, leaving the egg undiscovered.

Avoryx’s conquest marked a new era of fear and despair, but over time, she slowed, and the land recovered. But by now she has made so many enemies, and her past will catch up to her. Dragons like her always meet the sword.

But anyway she doesn’t eat Swordfish because he’s Hopper’s best friend forever and she doesn’t want to make her rosy-hued baby sad!

p00lmaintenance

Yeller Flowr

STOP CRIMINELL!!

rodam1408

Amo a Jax

rabbitkinglune777

I'm still disturbed by that comment about someone wanting my fursona to breed black babies into them to make nazis mad but tbh this highlights a certain conversation about racial fetishization of black people and bodies within progressive spaces, framed as inherently bold and badass when you're just as racist as the white guy dreading about "the great replacement theory"

both sides of the same coin, it's very racist and I'm gathering from my experiences that these racist white people fetishize not just the black body but the idea of black domination and triumph over antiblackness and bigotry. it's their ultimate anti racist fantasy.

and don't get me started on it hyper-masculinizing black bodies too because my sona was drawn in a bikini expressing his gender non conformity. it's really racist and dehumanizing.

rabbitkinglune777

I'm ultimately disturbed by using the existence of black children as political fodder to make bigots upset in your fetish fantasy. it's so fucking scary and freaky to say this because black children already have their lives stripped away from them violently and deserve to exist free of stress and to NOT have their entire lives politicized.

skronklpus

Bojack reference

drdaanvondutch

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed