i woke up in japan

#1 MONSTERS AMONG MEN STAN

[coolguycalhood]

y’all mean to tell me I come back to tumblr after like 5 months and they have group chats now??? wait a damn minute...

[coolguycalhood]

I haven’t used this account in years but I’m in Sydney on an internship and i went to the friends of friends show on Wednesday and fucking met Calum and Luke?????!!!! if any of my followers would like a brief recap on that I can explain further but yeah. Damn. This is a post I never thought i would make.

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[angelarecamier]

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

[onaheroicmission]

I reblogged this and met Josh Dun out of the blue at Disney World.

[gorecandyz]

Im not risking it

[kiwi-buns]

If I don’t meet him im coming back to this post and cursing it

[blue-skies-are-alright]

I hope this works.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[5sos]

anonymous: Whats the best advice someone has given you all? And who gave it to you? :)

[gankingghouls]

[breathes heavily] did you just mention harry styles

[coolguycalhood]

HEY SO I GOT TICKETS TO MEET YOU THERE BUT I DONT KNOW HOW IM GOING TO GET fROM LEXINGTON TO NASHVILLE HOPEFULLY ILL TAKE MY CAR BUT I AM STILL GOING ALONE SO IF YOURE SITTING ON THE FLOOR LMK WE CAN BECOME FRIENDS

[bliackwidow]

calum hood saying “oh you’re a queen but i’m crowned” reblog if you agree

[ifwallsculdtalk]

reblog if you’re a lil ugly with a lil crush on a bassist named calum

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[lenatheninjax3]

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

[magical-flying-moron]

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

[onedirectiom]

did one direction know they were creating the greatest female anthem when writing and recording girl almighty

[qtpieirwin]

reblog if calum hood is beautiful it’s for science

[fuertecito]

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

[eattheacid]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS THIS THIS THIS IS THE MOST MALE BODY POSITIVITY COMMENT I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. I’M PRINTING OUT THE CAPTION TOO. 

[soldmysoultoband]

Woah there’s an actual male body positivity post. Damn that’s rare

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

If ur stressin over some boy just know he’s not worth it. ur too good for him

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[alldayidreamaboutluke-deactivat]

Do your magic, Roger

[lauren42503]

Help meh, Roger