hilbert

hi I’m Hilbert • he/him • 16 • former savior of unova guy now doing whatever the fuck I want (( pkmn rp/irl blog. main is @scrappyscales ))

[coolguyhilbert]

my name is Hilbert. came here to be a menace and shit cause I was bored. yes I was that kid who stopped Team Plasma with his sister a while back. do NOT pester me about why I wasn't there to stop them the second time. I WILL block you.

sooo. update: I’ve been eebied. I’m a tepig now. and I’m stuck in a world of only pokemon. with no clue why or how to get home. yay me. /s

my team:

-Mars (F Emboar)

-Pluto (M Watchog)

-Jupiter (M Galvantula)

-Neptune (F Jellicent)

-Mercury (M Excadrill)

-Saturn (F Hydreigon)

other Pokémon:

-Zekrom

-Ganymede (M Pansage)

-Phoebe (F Sawsbuck)

-Victini

(( OOC: originally this blog was only for a gag over one one of my other rp blogs but its kinda strayed away from that now. same mun as @pinkpoweredpunk, but this is a more canon-compliant universe ))

(( summary: he’s kind of a little shit and that’s mostly it tbh ))

(( character is a minor so no nsfw asks 🔪 ))

[cari-ad]

Girl the camera is over here

better?

[coolguyhilbert]

[xxhexfallennxx]

every time someone says ghost pokemon shouldn't exist and should be locked away forever i let my ghosties spend one more hour free-roaming unsupervised 💜

[coolguyhilbert]

...oh

just. remembered I told myself this was going to be the valentines day where I. confessed to cheren

...ha. it's whatever. probably wouldn't have built up the courage anyway lol

[touya-san]

I might hate you but you can't give up!!!! You gotta try anyway!!! Yell it at the clouds and hope his dense ass listens somehow!!!!

Imagine if he has a rotumblr and sees this tho

[coolguyhilbert]

stupidest idea I’ve ever fucking heard

…gdi what do I even have to lose

[coolguyhilbert]

...oh

just. remembered I told myself this was going to be the valentines day where I. confessed to cheren

...ha. it's whatever. probably wouldn't have built up the courage anyway lol

[goldenrodchef]

I'm kinda curious now, so. Um.

What do you all think of me?

[coolguyhilbert]

late to this but you're a cool guy. I really appreciate having someone to talk to about all this eeby stuff with. and how you always check up on me. sorry I haven't really been doing the same- just been... caught up in trying to adapt to this world, haha.

[coolguyhilbert]

why are there so many plasmas on rotomblr now. gross

[wraithful-reborn]

their presence here just means they're free real estate for cyberbullies and haters.

[coolguyhilbert]

true! i do love hating.

[coolguyhilbert]

why are there so many plasmas on rotomblr now. gross

[coolguyhilbert]

I'm sick of this shit. I'm not some small, cute little Tepig I am a fucking champion of unova and a chosen of zekrom and a GODDAMN HUMAN.

I hate this. I just want to be me again.

[coolguyhilbert]

...

even after all that, Aesir still wants him to build that house, huh?

...I'll admit. this Axew's got way more heart than me.

that story the Timburr told us... I'm still pissed at Gurdurr but. he. he didn't deserve to go through all that...

[coolguyhilbert]

update. THAT PIECE OF SHIT GURDURR WAS SCAMMING US. ohohohohoh he is SO fucking lucky I don't have Zekrom right now because other wise he'd be a black fucking splotch on the dirt right now-

I did not spend countless hours. ones I could've spent looking for a way home. trying to get the blue stones to pay this guy. for FUCKING this.

[goldenrodchef]

Oh dear.

Um. I'm really sorry to hear that happened.

[coolguyhilbert]

IT'S FINE. I BEAT THEIR ASSES. WITH HELP FROM AESIR. AHAHAHA

[coolguyhilbert]

---

[IMAGE: Hilbert ramming straight into a Scraggy's stomach with his head. Aesir and a bulky looking Gurdurr can be seen on the sidelines, seeming alarmed at the little Tepig's strength.]

--- THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS AN EX-CHAMPION. FUCKERS.

[coolguyhilbert]

update. THAT PIECE OF SHIT GURDURR WAS SCAMMING US. ohohohohoh he is SO fucking lucky I don't have Zekrom right now because other wise he'd be a black fucking splotch on the dirt right now-

I did not spend countless hours. ones I could've spent looking for a way home. trying to get the blue stones to pay this guy. for FUCKING this.

[teamplasma-official]

I SAW YOUR SPY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

that, my friend, is a Pidove... not a spy!

[unovan-strange-being]

a friend........ sure.............

[teamplasma-official]

a pidove is a friend, you're right. they're usually harmless.

[local-zoroark-lover]

No the fuck they are not. There is nothing but evil in those things. That’s why their bones are hollow. They store the evil there. In their bones.

[wraithful-reborn]

Have a single one of you met a fucking pidove.

[coolguyhilbert]

yes I have and I can confirm: they are evil

[beating-drums]

Just saw a joltiktok talking about “I wish I was a teenager during the darkest day that would’ve been so cool”

THEY’RE ROMANTICIZING THE MOST TRAUMATIC POINT IN MY LIFE

[goldenrodchef]

Just because someone isn't physically human doesn't mean they aren't worthy of respect. Be kind to any eebies and hybrids and sapient Pokemon you meet. We're people too.

[coolguyhilbert]

(@goldenrodchef) I'm sorry that bad things keep happening to you.

I wish I could help more.

-Gen

don't... don't worry about it, Gen. I've handled Plasma, some thug of a Scraggy is nothing. 'm just... bitching cause I'm tired and miss all my friends. I'll be fine, I just gotta... get a grip or something.