OPEN YOUR EYES TO TRUTH

[PKMN IRL] The Truth Seeker | 21 years old | Unova

[unovan-strange-being]

Welcome Seekers!

Hello everyone! I am just a nobody (name's Avril btw) who was born to reveal the truths of this cruel world. I am a huge conspiracy theory connoisseur. I will absorb them into my head and work through them to reach the REAL truth. My mission is to help the public reach the real understanding of their surroundings and any potential dangers that may sneak up on them. Chemicals in water turning Croagunks gay? Pid*ve government drones? Unovan government taking people away? I WILL READ IT ALL!!! I know they are watching me...

Anyways, welcome, welcome everyone. (Except bird-like Pokémon trainers, DNI!!!)

[OOC info under the cut]

[OOC Info]

Hey y'all! This is my very first Pokémon IRL blog so I'm still learning a lot but mainly here to have fun! Just wanted to clarify few things. Ran by @oa-doodles

Sometimes, Neddie will try to communicate via posts.

His text will look like this…

I'll take a lot of conspiracy theories or just absurd takes from our world and try to turn them into more Pokémon universe stuff. I don't believe in ANY of the actual conspiracy theories. This blog's purpose is to just turn them into something goofy and have fun with people. I won't use any harmful theories regarding race, ethnicity, religion, etc. for obvious reasons. Just dumb stuff like "earth is flat" or "*insert country* doesn't exist"

In Character hate is fine! Bird-like Pokémon trainers, PLEASE INTERACT. Make her mad

ALL KINDS OF PKMN IRL BLOG INTERACTIONS ARE WELCOME! Avril loves all sorts of beings.

Even though she's an adult, please NO NSFW. Stuff like swearing and goofy jokes are fine.

Pelipper Mail/Malice: OFF

Musharna Mail/Malice: OFF

Magic Anons: OFF

Low Stakes

[unovan-strange-being]

Happy birthday!

HOW DID YOU—

Shit they’re onto me…

[viridian-rat]

Most interesting thing each of you has seen?

Strangest?

Stupidest?

[unovan-strange-being]

I hope both sides of your pillow are hotter than Heatran t*lon

[viridian-rat]

it. it keeps going btw.

[unovan-strange-being]

I— am I being bullied by a bunch of kids from Kanto?

1 TH1NK S0…

[viridian-rat]

Most interesting thing each of you has seen?

Strangest?

Stupidest?

[unovan-strange-being]

I hope both sides of your pillow are hotter than Heatran t*lon

[turtblurt]

Pinned Post (under construction)

Well. I never actually set up a proper pinned post for myself, huh?

Howdy hey! Call me Turt! I'm a digital artist and animator currently pursuing a college education in animation. I'll post my work here from time to time when I remember I have free will lmao. I'll probably also OCpost on here as well. ooooo yall wanna look at my ocs so bad ooooo

I'm gonna try to stagger out my artwork when posting, so all of my work will be tagged with the date that the work was completed.

Ehhh i'll make this pinned post prettier later

✦ artfight ✦ instagram (soon) ✦ ... ✦

[Sona ref + tagging system under the cut!]

Tag System:

#turt blurts - tag for when i talk abt random bullshit

#turts art - my art/animation tag

#oc: [name] OR #story: [name] - post relating to a specific OC or story

[unovan-strange-being]

Oh I don't have it anymore as I've stated the alolan authority won't let me back on the island I wasn't able to take him with me due to that

OHH YEAH MY BAD… well you’re in quite the pickle because of that. Hopefully you’ll be able to come back one day

[unovan-strange-being]

Marshadow apparently it's around the same rank as like the heatran or diancy or arceus forbit volcanyon

THIS LIL GUY?! Woah… the world of Pokemon is fascinating… even the little guys can turn out to be almost equal to gods. Hopefully you’re taking a good care of it!

[pokemonshelterstories]

tried to take a picture of fuji since i guess i own it now and i caught the exact moment spicy mayo decided to step right on top of it

[unovan-strange-being]

hmmm… I feel like I just witnessed murder…

[unovan-strange-being]

And by stealing a minor deity I mean this thing

I gave it food it followed me onto the plane apparently that wasn't okay

Aww what a cute lil fella! Never seen a deity like that before, what’s the name of this Pokemon??

[unovan-strange-being]

A polteageist possessing a pot that was used to serve booze during the prohibition named moonshine

An obstagoom that I use as a bouncer named moscow

A spinda named hops who I first found by finding him breaking into my cellar has a drinking problem

Shaken and stir 2 indeedee the most tame of the group

Martin the Mr rime he mans the bar with me

(yes a martini shaken not stirred)

I also own an aloan raichu and a dracloak

Also I'm banned from alola cause i accidentally stole a minor deity

Signed-the bartender

WHA— they… they seem very much normal pokemon to me, well maybe except your Spinda with alcoholism issues… but how does one get banned from Alola with such pokemon 💀

[unovan-strange-being]

OH! One more post! I also came across this lil fella… you know… the one that killed Prof. Turo by accident— Named him Merc.

I managed to catch him into the Master Ball I received from Director Clavell. THE SECOND I PUT IT BACK TO MY BAG— Poor Miraidon became all scared cause of this guy, but I thought what would happen if I start a picnic with just the two and well—

It went better than I thought!!! Funny enough, the sleeping one is Merc, earlier he had some zoomies and was all jolly. Pokémon are something else…

[unovan-strange-being]

Makes me think of something…

“What do you know of the Nine, Guardian?”

I wish I knew what you’re referencing, if anything. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!!! …probably. Whatever is the deal with the strange marks on the ground I DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!! My research has been all over the place… I’ll learn something eventually I promise

[unovan-strange-being]

Well, Area Zero doesn’t stop to surprise me in the slightest. As I was walking around, I noticed this hidden cave entrance. Very suspicious…

SO OF COURSE YOURS TRULY HAD TO INVESTIGATE AND… and… what I saw was just… INCREDIBLE!!

As I ventured deep into this cave, I noticed very strange marks on the ground. I managed to take a picture from an elevated rock that was inside the cave…

ITS SO MYSTERIOUS!!! I’ll have to start digging more into this, but in the meantime, I’m off to this new land of Kitakami for some trip stuff with Blueberry Academy. I hope I’ll be able to go back to Unova soon for a visit.

Also here’s some extra photos I took of more future Pokemon, Iron Treads (waaaaay smaller than I thought) and a VERY CLOSE and dangerous contact with Iron Valiant… I almost died…

OH! And this Iron Hands wanted to give me a high five!

I do have more photos but my phone is about to die and I need to prepare for the trip, I’ll post them later

[aether-worker]

Whatever you do, do NOT bring the treasures of ruin there. I repeat, do NOT look up which treasure was found where and use the cardinal directions to figure out the puzzle. DO NOT!

[unovan-strange-being]

UNDERSTOOD! I will NOT bring them to this location, I don’t want the world to explode \(˚☐˚”)/

[unovan-strange-being]

Well, Area Zero doesn’t stop to surprise me in the slightest. As I was walking around, I noticed this hidden cave entrance. Very suspicious…

SO OF COURSE YOURS TRULY HAD TO INVESTIGATE AND… and… what I saw was just… INCREDIBLE!!

As I ventured deep into this cave, I noticed very strange marks on the ground. I managed to take a picture from an elevated rock that was inside the cave…

ITS SO MYSTERIOUS!!! I’ll have to start digging more into this, but in the meantime, I’m off to this new land of Kitakami for some trip stuff with Blueberry Academy. I hope I’ll be able to go back to Unova soon for a visit.

Also here’s some extra photos I took of more future Pokemon, Iron Treads (waaaaay smaller than I thought) and a VERY CLOSE and dangerous contact with Iron Valiant… I almost died…

OH! And this Iron Hands wanted to give me a high five!

I do have more photos but my phone is about to die and I need to prepare for the trip, I’ll post them later

[unovan-strange-being]

I'm also not allowed in alola anymore either but that's for a completely different reason

But for paldea my pokemon are considered a danger to public safety

HOW DOES ONE GET BANNED FROM ALOLA—

Also wym danger to public safety… WHAT POKEMON DO YOU HAVE

[unovan-strange-being]

If you can get me one of those paradox pokemon I'll trade you for some aplin cider I'd do it myself but I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed in paldea anymore

Signed-the bartender

No problem! I can get you few, there’s surprisingly a lot more of them in Area Zero. But I do need to ask…

Wh—what did you do to be banned from PALDEA? You know, like I one of the most peaceful regions EVER.

[unovan-strange-being]

As ive been going back and forth between Area Zero and the surface, I found myself in quite the interesting quest. After that entire thing with Professor Turo (still feel bad for Arven but i think he's doing alright) I started searching for the Four Treasures Pokemon, per Professor Raifort's request. It took me a a little to get all of the annoying stakes for EACH VAULT but I finally got all four of them... MAN WAS PROF. RAIFORT EXCITED!!!! Thats why she's my favorite, she knows the good stuff im telling all of you!!!!

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