so. to give some context, due to recent circumstances i have deconditioned a bit. so i was looking for a place to train up, hopefully with a heated pool.
i find a place that looks promising. the guy in charge is an absolute nutcase who suggests that maybe we should not have a separation between routes, which are home to pokemon, and cities, which are home to people.
me: is it crack you smoke????
him: i have never done a drug in my life. these muscles are completely authentic.
me: look. humans have needs and pokemon have needs. there is a clear conflict of access that--
him: i am simply suggesting that we can break down these barriers and live in harmony through strength!
me: hold my hand for a second, will you?
him: okay, i-- why are your fingers doing that???? do you need a hospital?
me: gods, no, i'm sick of hospitals. i'm trying to show you that my body is a medical anomaly.
him: but perhaps with training--
me: say that one more time and i am going to crack open your ribcage like a cold one, reach inside of your chest cavity and display your intestines around the room like string lights on hooks. and they will be wriggling the entire time.
me, realizing he's twice my size and could easily overpower me: haha nothing, have a nice day sir!