"Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly"

[21stcenturytheythem]

gay rats (gay rights in southern accent)

[homosexualontheloose]

[ottermatopoeia]

[anarchblr]

Is there any good news today?

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lots and lots!

The happy broadcast

[anarchblr]

Oh thank fuck

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[bob-belcher]

[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[19rachel]

This was the last time the world knew peace

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

I love how succinct this is.

[fuckyeah2000s]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[roselupus-deactivated20200702]

CORRECT

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[catgirl-crimes]

[whatthebec]

I’m half asleep and thought that was the fucking crazy frog in the bottom right of this gif

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Finally. Some good fucking christians

[onlytwitterpics]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[oketra-the-cat]

poseidon explaining that he is the god of the sea