madison hailey

“don’t call me beautiful i don’t care call me intelligent tell me my laugh is contagious; that i made you smile tell me i have something to offer”

[amaratai]

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[heatherbg-deactivated20201008]

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[goodmemory-deactivated20240521]

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[pavlovsfox]

public school lunch aesthetic

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria -skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods -”come with me i dont wanna go alone” -not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for -“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something” -knowing your id number so you can actually eat -only wearing your id during lunch period -that ONE security guard -”what’s even for lunch today” -HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY -those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup -fights = dinner AND a show -”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

[sprachtraeume]

What the fuck does any of this mean why is there a security guard in your school what

[camisadobondaxx]

This is America

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[lady-averie]

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

[sunsetquotes]

“You are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress, simultaneously.”

— Sophia Bush

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[svinto]

i wish there wasn’t such a stigma around being proved wrong, bc it’s a part of life, no one can be right all the time. if we didn’t feel as much shame about it i think a lot of things would change a lot faster

[feminismandhappiness]

we all need to practice saying “I hadn’t thought of it like that” “I hadn’t seen it that way before” “I must have misunderstood the first time I heard about it” “if I had known those facts I wouldn’t have thought like I did”

[seventh-spheal]

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

[depechepacito]

hey man what the fuck

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

that was God shielding you

[jonsnowboard]

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

[curious-case-of-tashie-deactiva]

I was about to say I’m high-key the youngest child in ever picture…. then I realized I literally am the youngest child god help is this our destiny???

[attendance]

“Don’t get mad. Don’t get even. Do better. Much better. Rise above. Become so engulfed in your own success that you forget it ever happened.”

— Unknown (via yeuni)

[secret-knight]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[sixpenceeeblog]

Life lessons I’m learning in my 20s: I always had this feeling inside of me that I should be doing more or that I should be working towards something and accomplishing more. Although goals and dreams are important, I realized it’s far more valuable to live in the present moment, to enjoy what comes. The only thing I really need to work towards or change is me. I want to become kinder, softer. I want to express who I am and do things out of love than out of obligation. 

[linhazlewood]

As someone who for the past two years has been asking herself what her goals are, this hit me like a shitton of bricks.

[minimaliststudy]

“the people who make the biggest difference are those who do the little things consistently”