Vibe With Me

Striving for inner peace and mindfulness. I like girls, weed, and the PNW.

[victorsatoru]

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

[thatidomagirl]

I hate you all

[ultralaser]

gandalf wins for dramatically removing his cape to reveal a second cape.

[kimuracarter]

God bless this post

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[blue-bird-of-two-faces-archive]

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

[lavvyan]

gamers: I like video games

Gamers™: Video Games are Art and you can keep your political correctness bullshit right out of them! Anyway that female character CHOSE to dress that way!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memescomedy]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

It’s not even ok how accurate this is.

[lierdumoa]

I regret having to make this addition:

[gingersnapwolves]

[letscallitlove]

[credit to clownstein.tumblr.com]

[linhazlewood]

I LOVE HER SO MUCHHHH

[quirkyrockerchick-blog]

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkk-peonies-deactivated202001]

OMG TRUDEAU’S FACE 😂😂😂😂

[meanplastic]

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[delistylehardcore]

they also use glue instead of milk for cereal commercials, doesn’t get the cereal all soggy

[adobe-outdesign]

This is good, but it leaves out one of my favorite examples.

As mentioned in the whipped cream one, studio photography gets very hot due to the lights being used. Ice cream would melt if you tried to photograph it in those conditions.

So every time you see a really delicious looking scoop of ice cream in an advertisement?

Yeah, that’s mashed potatoes.

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[linhazlewood]

The wait is worth it.

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

[osheamobile]

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

[catchymemes]

[akak4]

So fun

[linhazlewood]

Me as a parent. Or au pair. 😹

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oddgay-deactivated20190317]

Henry really sNAPPED

[linhazlewood]

Lit

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[newyorkcityhomo]

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

[fourglasseyes]

[linhazlewood]

ME ARSE 😹😹😹

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[gaypeopletwitter]