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occasionally subtle
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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PSA ;; Hiatus
I know I tried to go on hiatus before, but it was hard to leave. However, I really need to. I’ll give an explanation under a cut, but tl;dr: Papyrus is still out of it, so replies and memes have been hard to come by. So my muse is going on hiatus until he returns to me. If you still wanna interact with me, feel free to follow my other muses: Kanji, Neon and Bigby. The first two are active, Bigby’s still adjusting.
@vehemxnt
❛ Human ! ❜ Or so he assumed-- ❛ Can you help me find my brother, Sans ? He tends to wander off and I cannot seem to find him. ❜
starter call~
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Papyrus tilted his head at the obvious sarcastic tone, skeletal features etching in confusion, then he heard the last question and he blinked. ❛ I do not know what you mean, human ! I am not a liar, no, that is more my brother, Sans. I am not lying nor and I hiding anything from you, sir. ❜
Oh how naive this skeleton was, he was wrong about the human part, but that being said, he wouldn’t tell them the truth. “Do you expect me to believe that?” the wolf remained as impatient as before, one thing was to have an ego, another was to be a bullshitter. Bigby hated liars. “And I’m sure your brother holds answers too. Now, are you gonna tell me who you are, and where you came from? Or are we gonna have a problem?”
The former Royal Guard trainee released an unnecessary sigh, feeling quite hurt at the implications that he was lying. He wasn't a liar. He was always blunt when it came to expressing himself and giving information. He NEVER hid anything, he had no secrets. At the questions, Papyrus looked up before straightening. ❛ Well, good sir, I am Papyrus the Skeleton, I am from the Underground, where all monsters live. A h u m a n fell into our world and helped shatter the barrier that kept us separated from the human world. ❜
club penguin bans sentence starters
"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
"why is the only angry one black?"
"get in loser, we're going sledding,"
"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
"i could go back and pretend to be you,"
"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
"you're tearing this family apart, ___"
"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
"wanna hear a joke? your future,"
"i would like to order all the money,"
"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
"do it for the vine,"
"you dress like an idiot,"
"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
"hey you forgot something. your social life,"
"help me hide this body in here,"
"did you just propose, using emojis?"
"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
"it's called capitalism,"
"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
"shit, we on national television,"
"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
"can you leave my house please?"
"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
"can i pay you in swag?"
"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
"what the flipper?"
"santa isn't real,"
"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
"fuck it, i ain't running,"
"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
"i'll ask my mom,"
"smooth as butter,"
even-the-dog-is-a-bomb:
royal guard/genocide route papyrus doodles
based on those old skeletons buried in armor. the way the armor is designed reminds me of the old idea of papyrus’ greatest strength also being his greatest weakness.
I am super sorry for not being active here. I’ve been caught up in doing things on Kanji that I haven’t been over here. I’m gonna try and be more active here. I’m so sorry. I swear I haven’t abandoned Papyrus.
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“Sure.” he wasn’t convinced in the slightest that the mysterious skeletal figure wasn’t concealing anything. Their looks for starters were out of the norm in mundy territory, not unless it was some convention. To add on top, they seemed to be suffering an inflated ego. “And tell me why should I believe that?”
Papyrus tilted his head at the obvious sarcastic tone, skeletal features etching in confusion, then he heard the last question and he blinked. ❛ I do not know what you mean, human ! I am not a liar, no, that is more my brother, Sans. I am not lying nor and I hiding anything from you, sir. ❜
“You’re hiding something from me”
❛ That is impossible ! I, The Great Papyrus, never hide anything from anyone ! And that is a fact ! ❜
“Sure.” he wasn’t convinced in the slightest that the mysterious skeletal figure wasn’t concealing anything. Their looks for starters were out of the norm in mundy territory, not unless it was some convention. To add on top, they seemed to be suffering an inflated ego. “And tell me why should I believe that?”
It probably doesn't even constitute as an actual "prank", but Sans found the prop funny when he'd picked up at the joke store (the surface had joke stores!) and figured it was best not to waste his dollar purchase. Sans rounded the corner into his brother's room, darning his comedic eyeglasses with matching human nose and mustache. " sup bro. "- m-egabonavia
Papyrus was dusting his bookshelf when he heard Sans greet him. Whirling around, he stopped short and eye sockets narrowed. ❛ Sans ! Why are you wearing that ridiculous guise ? And where did you even get that ? ❜ Little did he know that it was part of a joke. He wasn’t aware of today’s date.
WHY PICK A LIZARD FOR PRESIDENT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ME, THE FEARLESS, FORMER ROYAL GUARD TRAINEE AND MASTER CHEF. VOTE FOR ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND I WILL GIFT YOU WITH MY FAMOUS SPAGHETTI, NYEH HEH HEH!
omg click here to get around the tumblr april fools just in case you guys
Me: Let me go slip into something more... comfortable.
Me: [ comes back wearing a blanket as a cape ]
---Open;;
❛ Why vote for a r e p t i l e when you can have me, the GREAT Papyrus ! as your fearless leader ! ❜
I followed a pun blog and Papyrus is so angry with me. I’m not even remotely sorry. Yolo, am I right?
if we're friends or even just mutuals on here:
just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I don’t care about you
I send happy thoughts and good energy your way
I’m bad at expressing these things a lot of the time
communication just takes a lot out of me sometimes (so I end up being pretty slow to reply to messages/texts/etc)
I read your posts and updates
I care about the stories/poems you write, the jewelry you make and/or the art you create
I hope the best for you
I care about you and I think you’re awesome
PSA; THERE WILL BE NO APRIL FOOLS PRANKS OR SCREAMERS OR ANYTHING MEAN OR TRIGGERY ON THIS BLOG TOMORROW. ANY APIRL FOOLS STUFF WILL BE MY MUSE INTERACTING WITH OTHERS, AND IT WILL NOT BE TRIGGERING IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
