trying on a metaphor
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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Mike Driver
sheepfilms
shark vs the universe
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
we're not kids anymore.
izzy's playlists!
titsay
$LAYYYTER
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
Love Begins
Sade Olutola
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Simple Descriptions of Drag Race Seasons:
Season 1: Necessary yet regretful
Season 2: Started cool things, wrong winner.
Season 3: Shangela's Revenge
Season 4: The best and brightest
All Stars: Chad Michael's return
Season 5: Lackluster and Rolaskatox - ALYSSA EDWARDS
Season 6: BIANCA DEL RIO & Other Queens
Season 7: The year of the drawn-on tiddy ft.Katya
Season 8: Winner was obvious and deserving but still wrong
All Stars 2: Complete Shitshow Ft.Katya & Tatianna - I am Bitter™
first and last.
“I feel like I’ve grown into myself, and I’m a little bit more Alaska.”
#I feel this so so hard #Magnus Bane always strong #always composed #always seems secure #and yet this bit just kills me a little inside #because alec just kissed magnus #and even though magnus knows that it’ll be fine #he stills needs to ask #he needs to know that Alec still wants this #Magnus Bane doesn’t want to be regret in someone’s like #Magnus bane wants to be that someone #and it’s so painful watching this because you can see what the reply meant to magnus #he just wants to be wanted #just love him pls
i feel personally attacked
No One Forced You To Get Married
one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”
the comment above is the cutest thing in the world
People need to stop making fun of Melania Trump for her foreign accent (srsly she speaks 6 languages, get on that level) and her modelling career and hate her for the right reasons instead of being sexist and a hypocrite.
Things Credence Barebone deserved
- Love
- Happiness
- NOT THAT
moodboard: newt scamander
“We’re going to recapture my creatures before they get hurt. They’re currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet; humans.”
listen,,,,,,,,, not to be an angsty gay™,,,,,,, but why does jk rowling get praised for having queer representation when literally her characters are only gay on her freaking twitter page,,,,,,,,,,,,
What the houses really are
Gryffindor: stubborn pieces of shit
Slytherin: snobs that secretly love romantic comedies
Ravenclaws: those people that say "the test was so hard i'm going to fail!" and then get straight A's, also they are fucking nerds who love anime way to much
Hufflepuffs: FUCKING BADASSES WHO BREED ALL KINDS OF SUPER DANGEROUS CREATURES IN A FUCKING SUITCASE THANK YOU
who also cried during the intro for fantastic beasts and where to find them?
not to be gay but i love queenie goldstein and i would die for her
I think Fantastic Beasts is single handedly saving 2k16
Walking into a Harry Potter movie with no idea what’s going to happen and what it will be like is thrilling and Fantastic Beasts was amazing and beautiful and nothing hurt Newt Scamander is an adorable little fucker that’s done all us Hufflepuffs proud and I love him that is all
me b4 seeing fantastic beasts: wait srs they're doing five movies lmao why
me after seein fantastic beasts: IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THE NEXT FOUR MOVIES CAN THEY BE OUT ALREADY HOLY FUCK IM #HYPE
Mood: only wants to talk about Newt Scamander and how fucking prECIOUS HE IS
can you believe fantastic beasts saved 2016 and my life
