McCoy

Cooper Mccoy.I'm what you would call a "hipster". If you insult my music, well, it's not my fault if I murder you. You asked for it.

[butwhycharlie]

Nei, it’s a group project for a reason. 

[cooper-mccoy]

I think you're confusing the meaning of the word "group" with the meaning of "just Coop".

[arabellaxwestwood-blog]

Clearly. 

[cooper-mccoy]

Oh god, really? I was trying my best to hide it. 

[abelxbelial-blog]

Then why do you ask?

Are you religious?

[cooper-mccoy]

Well, you said... You know what? I'm really not in the mood for explaining myself. 

Yeah, but not in the crazy way. 

[fionaxhoward]

Then do something dipshit.

[cooper-mccoy]

Gawd, Fi. I'm trying.

[kxthxrine-nxtt]

Now why would I do such a thing?

[cooper-mccoy]

Because I order you to stop? 

[butwhycharlie]

By love, I meant the notes for the upcoming project. I don’t need your little bitchy heart to product any feelings towards me. 

[cooper-mccoy]

No, how about you do it yourself for a change. Maybe now you'll learn your lesson. 

[abelxbelial-blog]

What do you think?

[cooper-mccoy]

I really have no opinion on whether you're religious or not. 

[kxthxrine-nxtt]

Scared of cooties, are we? Haha, you better run because I’m covered with cooties. Here, come here. She rubs her head in his chest.

[cooper-mccoy]

Ew, gross. Go away. Stop touching me. 

[abelxbelial-blog]

amen.

[cooper-mccoy]

Are you even religious? 

[kxthxrine-nxtt]

Oh whatever you know you like it. 

[cooper-mccoy]

No, seriously get off. I don't want to get cooties. 

[butwhycharlie]

Give me love? 

[cooper-mccoy]

No. You can frick frack off. 

[kxthxrine-nxtt]

[cooper-mccoy]

Help! I'm being attacked by a creepy weirdo!

[cooper-mccoy]

Bored. Bored. Bordey bored, bored, bored.

[imogenrutherford]

Like going to pretentious, stuffy coffee shops and spending time with fellow hipsters pretending  to know all concerning the greatest, and worst, love stories? I’m a Plastic now and I plan to max out my credit cards. 

[cooper-mccoy]

You're right about the coffee shops, but love stories aren't exactly my forte. Oh, wow. A promotion. Is a congratulations in order?

[imogenrutherford]

Well, you can deal with the cold, because fashion knows not of comfort. There’s just something serene about storms. Agreed, hipster person. What are you planning on doing while in Germany?

[cooper-mccoy]

Oh, just the hipster-y stuff. Might go visit some bears... How about you? Any Hottie stuff planned?

[imogenrutherford]

Sunshine is so overrated though. Well, I had a marvelous day and tomorrow I’m going to be in Germany. Nothing could ruin my mood.

[cooper-mccoy]

But sunshine is nice and warm and then there's clouds that call for a billion layers to be worn. I  can't blame anyone for being excited for Germany.It should be great.  

[imogenrutherford]

What’s wrong with cloudy weather?

[cooper-mccoy]

A lot. But  that doesn't seem to have any effect on you. Why so chipper?