Realm Of Randomness

[autistic-stedebonnet]

new picrew game?

link

tagging: @nonbeenaryyy @stormy-blue-skies @ghastly-parody @kalmiaa-kid @ultra-pea-on-a-cloud @sapphos-leather-jacket @piratewwx​ @queer-fandom-enby​

[anticosmist-deactivated20210530]

love it, love it, love it! thanks a ton for the tag, oreo!

@wingsandwinchesters @justasleepypattoncake @jellydeans @akobel @soulreaper22345 come on!! i wanna see!!

[undeadcas]

thanks for the tag @anticosmist !!! <3

tagging: @agentplant @hawaiianpurplewolf @pissbabydean @thatone-asexualgirl @lilac-void if y’all wanna <3

[hawaiianpurplewolf]

Thanks for the tag @jellydeans!! <3

tagging @min-sugar-7 @justmishahere @naerysthelonesome @honeytoadagenda @babstheriddlebirdjoker @wolfqueenfan19 @bidean-byedean @katiejean01 @fabulouskilljoy59 @more-like-reyna @a-confusedmess @manifesting-chaos

[naerysthelonesome]

Awhh! Thanks for the tag @hawaiianpurplewolf !

@unreadpoppy @homolegs @that–dam–fangirl @hopefulpoetrygiver @jessbeinme15 @enigmasandepiphanies @wei-is-not-okay @13-taylor-swift @rainbowsnowflake @power-of-words23 @eggastential-biscuits @remus-sanders-is-the-bestest @we-vibe-at-dawn @special-interest-mushroom @fanvergentinexistentialcrisis @fancat-not-fangirl @lucaonthropy @smolanxiouscatvoids and anyone else who might want to

[homolegs-deactivated20211024]

THANKS FOR THE TAG BBY 💕💕💕

tagging/ @kuboyasu-supremacy , @elliesbakeryshop , @kipp3rz-aft0n , @spleenbb , @that-one-poc-queer , @creatoor , @thev1rginjesus , @chillinginthesewers , @ryukz-left-tit , @g0d-f34rz-m3 , @pogasm , @saikikslut , @y/n 🥺💕

thank youu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tagging!: @purpleheartpenguin @disturbedpineapple7 @wtf-0w0​ @procrastination-lady​ @mike-emical-romance​ @vroomtaka​ @zura-ja-nai​ and anyone else who wants to do it!

[vroomtaka]

Thanks for the tag @chillinginthesewers!! 💕

Tagging!: @homolegs @faunrasthewinterelf @boldlyanxious @yoiloveyosstuff  @yarefuckingdaze @saikikslut​ @akirameta84​ @doodlebuglesbian​ @raspberryjamus​ @lilcoffeegirl123​ and anyone who wants to do this!

[faunrasthewinterelf]

Hey, thanks for the tag @vroomtaka

@bmn82 @hipster-aesthetics @drawingden @drisrt @nipuni @larkthechris it’s your turn :)

[bmn82]

Thanks for the tag, i did my best.

Tagging @cooper7649 @blackjaguar1016

Because those the main people i know and i xant tag the one who tagged me :P

[cooper7649]

I don’t really have anyone to tag 😂 Just started using Tumblr after the last tag I got!

[bluepepperland-deactivated20241]

This is inspired by @pietro-maxiimoff’s tag game, and I kinda wanted to bring it back :-)

What’s your lockscreen, homescreen, and the last song you listened to??

I’m tagging: @wilyserpent @useless-soda-can @themostdivinetrash @evilterrible @ragingstinkingrottengay @mynameisbillandimaheadcase @pepperland-timelord @thespianaf @wrapped-in-gay @basicallyinsanedog

[d0n7-f0rg37-7h3-5un]

thanks for taging me :))

taggin: @thev1rginjesus @chillinginthesewers @infinite-oreos @trashtm @greggorybeans im bad at remembering @’s

[kllaha-deactivated20210608]

thank you for tagging me!

tagging: @purpleheartpenguin @t00f-lov3r @homolegs @that-one-poc-queer    @unkn0wn2-u​ @chaoticgaymess​ and anyone else who wants to!

[homolegs-deactivated20211024]

thanks for tagging me!!!!

dhdjdjdjdjhdj i feel asleep while listening to music

tagging: @spleenbb @g0d-f34rz-m3 @ryukz-left-tit @that-one-poc-queer @pogasm @kipp3rz-aft0n @vroomtaka @gayfanficanonymous and @y/n 💕

[vroomtaka]

Thanks for tagging me!!! 💕I don’t have a phone so i guess my laptop wallpaper will suffice? 

tagging: @akirameta84 @lilcoffeegirl123 @doodlebuglesbian​ @faunrasthewinterelf​ @yoiloveyosstuff​ @yarefuckingdaze​ 

[faunrasthewinterelf]

Thanks for tagging me guys!

My lock and Home Screen are the same thing, an incomplete map for my longest running dnd game, and the song I last listened to was See Me Fight, a lovely and uplifting song :)

@bmn82 @hgk477 @justisaisfine @kdinjenzen @drisrt

[bmn82]

Umm ok didnt expect this. Should be able to see what they are. That song plahing is jjsy my alarm though

[bmn82]

@cooper7649 @blackjaguar1016

[cooper7649]

Wow! Thank you for the tag! I have a classy Lock Screen as always, the music is from a Anime that was originally a game series of 4? It also got two anime adaptations! Kind of dark but I like it! Hope everyone is doing well!

Don’t really have anyone to tag though haven’t used this in years 😂 Tianna is the only username I can recall!

@samfire010

[pivotpivotpivot-archive]

When it hasn’t been your day. Your week. Your month. Or even your year…

[jokoahd]

Muggles, aren’t they?

[fishkinger]

Yamato’s second day on the job: one child is crying, another is an assassin, the third is a demon leveling forests

[shitthesignssay]

The Twelve Signs of the Zodiac Plan a Date

Aries - An arduous hike followed by chili dogs and a boxing match

Taurus - Six course candlelit dinner, then inspired love poetry and a guitar solo

Gemini - Round of tennis followed by a large garden cocktail party        

Cancer - Quiet home cooked meal with deep intimate sharing (incidentally,        home is close to the bedroom)

Leo - Fifth Avenue shopping spree, then take a limo to a fine Italian restaurant

Virgo - Origami class followed by visit to ultra hygienic restaurant designed for the chemically sensitive

Libra - Dinner at moderately priced chain restaurant, then a video showing of “When Harry Met Sally”

Scorpio - “Phantom of the Opera,” nightcap in Goth bar, pretended sympathy filled with scary sex vibes of intense longing

Sagittarius - Gallop in the mountains followed by helicopter trip to remote lodge that serves game

Capricorn - A walk (it’s free) and Dutch dinner at the local greasy spoon

Aquarius - Social protest march followed by vegan barbeque with tree people

Pisces - Whatever you want to do is fine by me

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[lobstronomousskeleton]

i hope this inspires a new one.

[monstrous-ideas]

Question for experienced players and GMs, when was the last time You’ve solved conflict with villain by giving them something they needed (not necessarily wanted)?

I mean situations like seducing dragons, sure, but not because bard rolled Nat20 on seduction test, but because dragon was already horny and preferred it more than eating royalty.

I also don’t mean situations where PCs are not supposed to fight. Just those where there’s alternative to defeating “bad guys” in combat.

Another examples:

Sirens are angry at coast denizens for destroying their homes (due to mining, exploiting see resources or magic side effects). Party might convince people from surface to rebuild their homes.

Vampire Lady awakens from 200 year death/sleep after being nearly killed. If party investigates her history they discover why and how she was ‘slain’, what she did as vampire, how she became ruler of undead. How she became one and who she was in life. Then when finally confronting her, party might talk about wrongs that were done to her and those she done. They even might talk about her trauma.

[teacher-seeks-pupil]

One of the last 4e games I ran started with the players hired to clear out an old mine for new ownership. The mine had been taken over by kobolds, but when the players got there they noticed most of the kobolds were children and elders. After apologizing and repairing some of the damage they’d already done, they spoke to the kobolds about having been displaced from their previous home and, bizarrely, took the step of reaching out to their employer to try to find a way for the kobolds to become reaidents and then eventually citizens of the town.

I had set up the situation hoping they would go clear out the ogres or whatever had displaced the kobolds, but their insistence on helping the kobolds and making sure they were treated fairly really blew me away.

[monstrous-ideas]

That’s awesome! Tbh I love kobolds too, I would definitely go fight ogres. However this is great solution they found! I don’t feel like D&D is rewarding enough for diplomatic ways. Not even half. It’s often stuff like “kill a monster - 100exp or feed monster - 25exp”. You have good example how diplomatic ways can be even more awarding.

[entropyrpgs]

You can definitely set it up to reward non-violent solutions but I do feel like it’s harder to set that up. Does anyone know of any RPGs that really encourage it? I know FATE/gurps has mechanics for it, as well as Monster of the Week and World of Darkness also seems to support it. (I haven’t played any of these but I uhhhhh… listened to some podcasts). I’d really like to know if anyone else had some suggestions though!

[dailydungeondelves]

My DM, making a before-session joke: "SO I brought notes for today and I finally came up with mechanics!" Me orther players: *laugh very hard, knowing that it won't change the fact that she is the best dm ever*

Notes and mechanics aren’t the only thing that makes a good DM :)  Much more is the ability to entertain

[dailydungeondelves]

@jorrynoftheroundtable

[dailydungeondelves]

@arachcobra - That sounds like a super good idea!  A villian written into multiple player backstories really gives the group a reason to band together.

[dailydungeondelves]

It takes me a few tries to really capture their identity.  Sometimes much longer (I spent around a year just working on Wyld Skinner alone)!  So don’t give up trying :)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Corpses and Jeansus

Me, the DM, discussing how my friend’s druid might die so she can replace her with a new paladin: She collapses to the ground, and from her corpse arises a new man!

That same friend, later, talking about her paladin’s god: So, I’m thinking he’ll worship Aphrodite, since he’s all charismatic.

Me: Sure, that works. 

Other friend, who’s playing a bard: Oh, I want to switch to Aphrodite too! I used to worship Jeansus, but I defected to Aphrodite ‘cause I want to get into everyone’s pants.

First friend, with a look of utter glee: Forget Aphrodite, I’m worshiping Jeansus!

[kenkuarchive]

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[kenkuarchive]

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: This is a compilation of all the funny moments from a few hours’ worth of DnD; multiple campaigns. There may be more coming in the near future; no promises. Our party includes, but is not limited to, a barbarian who gets pretty bad rolls, a sorcerer who could stand to have better ideas, a bard who really needs to just. stop., a druid who’s probably the most valuable member of the team, and me, a frustrated ranger.

———–

(A village is being terrorized by a monster called a Bullette. We’re at an inn.)

Sorcerer: Can I go outside and make noise to attract it?

DM: Like, going outside the inn and yelling to get the Bullette to come to you?

Sorcerer: Yeah.

DM: You go outside and start screaming. Nothing happens. You get a few weird looks.

Rogue: I don’t know him.

DM: Roll to convince everyone that you don’t know him.

(She rolled a 14. Convinced just about everyone except the old lady.)

———-

(We’re approaching an official-looking man.)

Sorcerer: I’m the mayor’s cousin!

Man: I’m the mayor, and you’re no cousin of mine.

Sorcerer: I’m your long-lost cousin! I’m an orphan!

Mayor: Then…how do you know you’re my cousin?

Sorcerer: the…lady in the orphanage…told me so?

———

(We are fighting a Bullette. Turns our there’s multiple.)

Bard: Can I seduce it?

DM: Roll.

(I don’t remember the exact number but it wasn’t great)

DM: The Bullette is not interested. It starts charging at you. You dodge; you’re used to your flirting attempts going like this.

——–

(After winning that battle, at the village festival)

Rogue: The Bullette’s going to attack now.

DM, reading from the paper: And the festival goes off without a hitch, you won. (Beat) That’s not what it said, I just wanted you to be wrong.

——–

(Fighting mama Bullette)

Bard: Can I put on the Bullette calf’s head and pretend to be her baby?

DM: Roll

(11)

DM: She’s not interested. She swats you, and the head flies off you and away.

Rogue: (Joking) And then the Scooby gang shows up.

DM: Yeah, then the Scooby gang shows up like, “Alright guys, let’s solve a mystery!” And then the head just flies right into them, killing at least three of them instantly. Scooby is the only surviving member. He runs into the forest and swears revenge on all of you.

——-

(still fighting)

Bard: Can I roll to climb a building and start pole-dancing on the roof?

DM: …okay? But you need to do it separately.

(14 for climbing)

DM: You scale to the top of the building. It’s a bit messy, but you get there just fine.

Bard: (rolling) 20, 20, 20…(die lands) (20) Yes!

DM: You whip out a pole. and start dancing. You take off your adventuring clothes, and underneath you have, like, a full stripper’s outfit. At least a third of the fleeing crowd has stopped to watch you. Music is playing. You don’t know where it’s coming from. The Bullette is watching; it’s not a fan, but it’s watching.

Me (OOC): …why?

Bard (OOC): Why not?

——

(We’re exploring a monument of some sort in a different campaign. We believe that it contains something that can be used to cure a fatal disease. We have joint inventories.)

DM: In the drawer, you find a bottle with jet-black liquid.

Sorcerer: Can I drink it?

DM: You drink it. It’s a healing potion. You just wasted it.

Druid: …nice going.

——

DM: You find another healing potion:

Sorcerer: (smiling deviously)

Me: Alright, <Sorcerer>, I’m keeping this away from you–wait, shit, I can’t–

DM: Okay, since there’s all this stuff going on with the potions, I’ll make an exception from the joint inventories.

——

(we found guards)

My neutral good ass who doesn’t want to kill anything: Can I roll to knock this one out?

DM: Okay, roll.

(4)

DM: You just kinda…poke him in the side of the head. He’s like, “Ow. That. That hurt. Why’d you do that?”

—–

(Different campaign, mostly improv)

(someone has fallen down a shaft, and in trying to save herself, she lit a fire)

Bard: Can I seduce the fire?

(7)

DM: Your words only seem to make the fire burn more passionately.

(a minute later)

Barbarian: Can I seduce the fire?

(2)

DM: In trying to seduce the fire, you fall down.

—–

Rogue: Can I use a cheesy pick-up line on the monster?

(19)

DM: You use the cheesiest pick-up line you know. The monster starts laughing.

—–

Bard: Can I seduce the water?

DM: Okay, you know what? New rule. You can’t seduce unless you roll a 20.

(Possibly more to come in a few days, haha)

[dungeondelvers]

When a Fire Giant dies, they explode and turn into a small white Dwarf.