Cooper (Allegedly)

twenty-first century monkey on a typewriter with a passion for bad analogies • i drive a honda element • she/her

[45percenterthen]

hate when u agree with the sentiment of a post but not the condescending tone . Why dont we do a cool prank that's called being kind for no reason and speaking respectfully Even on the internet

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[thatredactedguy-deactivated2025]

POV: it’s 2021 and you hear this mashup for the first time

(app: djay)

[cooperihardlyknower]

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard

[thatredactedguy-deactivated2025]

POV: it’s 2021 and you hear this mashup for the first time

(app: djay)

[junglejim4322]

Gonna be fr grown adult queers should know better than to engage in crazy fear mongering telling other people it’s over and we’re all gonna be sent to camps and lose our rights and be criminalized and whatever like hey how about don’t tell a group of people with unbelievably high suicide rates that there’s no hope and life is over

[cooperihardlyknower]

asked a random dude at the gas station yesterday how he would describe the taste of whoppers (the candy), in front of which we both stood. we agreed on “dusty,” then each of us bought things that weren’t whoppers and will likely never see each other again

[cooperihardlyknower]

this is so minuscule but i’ve been talking to people like this every day since i got on the proper antidepressants a few years ago. quality of social life and love for the world has swelled exponentially

[cooperihardlyknower]

asked a random dude at the gas station yesterday how he would describe the taste of whoppers (the candy), in front of which we both stood. we agreed on “dusty,” then each of us bought things that weren’t whoppers and will likely never see each other again

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

[cooperihardlyknower]

WHERE do i go to learn shibari

[lovslixx]

they were more than homies fs 😭

[tooies]

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

[cooperihardlyknower]

[tritiumsun-deactivated20231023]

My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.

[imsoglitter]

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

[pankendev]

this would kill a victorian child

[wagamaggot]

no it wouldnt

[corrucyst]

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines

[benvoliosstar]

mercutio

[cooperihardlyknower]

me when someone on my ghost tour is getting off the trolley and asks me what the cat skull attached to my cane is named