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Playing chicken and the egg with utopia and good intentions. Also, if you make potato bread it feels like kneading mashed potatoes. Riley • he/him • bi/ace (?)

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[psalmlover]

tiddles the church cat

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source smoothdunk on twitter

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

[cannibalchicken]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

it's like one of the letters from mom you get sometimes and this one would have some celery seeds attached so you can grow your own

[adandysuggestion]

“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

[memewhore]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[lycanthrop-ee]

i think everyone needs to get into wildlife identification it's like a minigame for real life

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

what are you talking about? you can say this about any activity. you should get into fishing it's like a fishing minigame for real life

[lycanthrop-ee]

you're so right fishing IS a fishing minigame for real life. I'm gonna go play the eating lunch minigame. maybe later I'll play the bedtime minigame. where's your whimsy

[barrebabyofthescrewedupclick]

oh it's all a big joke to you isn't it. i'll have you know that this sort of thinking is what caused the gulf war not to take place

[lycanthrop-ee]

hello

[only-tiktoks]

[gaytanic-panic]

that grey cat is so fucking smart i love her

[petermorwood]

You can almost hear "Okay, enough of this!" happening.

[arborealgargoyle]

if you watch too she decides to start breaking it right after she hit the top one on her last jump. like oh? you touch me?? well now i touch you!! *BITE BITE KILL KILL*

[escuerzoresucitado]

[byjove]

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

[byjove]

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

[perihelions-babyteeth]

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

[byjove]

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[itssophietexas]

i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.

[itssophietexas]

Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan

[animentality]

kicking a hornets nest.

[teaboot]

Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went

Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"

Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"

Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid

I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like

"Am I a pretty boy?"

There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun

[teaboot]

I owe this bitch my life

[appalachiananarchist]

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

[forthegothicheroine]

In fairness to King Kong, if I had a tiny adorable primate in my hand I would also be very resistant to someone taking it away from me.

[forthegothicheroine]

We all assume it was romantic, but maybe when King Kong looked at her he was seeing this:

[vermin-disciple]

Something like this really happened a couple of years ago at the Mefou Primate Sanctuary in Cameroon, run by Ape Action Africa (AAA).  A western lowland gorilla named Bobo befriended a bushbaby for a couple of hours before releasing it back into the forest. 

(Source)

According to AAA’s Facebook post (where you can also find additional photos and video): 

Our silverback gorilla Bobo made a surprising new friend this week – a wild bushbaby! Caregivers discovered him cradling the tiny primate during their morning checks, and were amazed to see him handling it with the utmost care – proving that gorillas really are the gentle giants of the forest. Bobo’s group-mates were desperately curious, particularly his favourite female Avishag, but he kept them all at a distance, making sure that no one disturbed his new friend. Bushbabies are usually nocturnal so it is very rare to see one, and even rarer to witness this kind of interaction. The little bushbaby was happy to play in Bobo’s arms, hopping off to explore the grass nearby, before returning to Bobo’s hand. When the game was over, Bobo walked purposefully off on two legs to deliver his friend safely back into the trees.

Incidentally, the western lowland gorilla (which has the best species name of all time: Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is the largest primate in Cameroon, and the bushbabies happen to be the smallest primates in Cameroon.

[gorillaheritageposts]

gorilla heritage post

[michaels-reality]

something people don't utilize in character design enough is the the teeth. And i'm not talking about vampire fangs or monster teeth, but more about crooked teeth, chipped teeth, missing teeth, yellow teeth, retainers, braces, teeth jewels, grills and stuff of the like. not everyone has a perfect array of teeth

[michaels-reality]

also wanna say, they shouldn't just be used on your crazy old men or villians or stereotypes or whatever. give your main character crooked teeth. give your love interests braces. give people a diverse mouth