Classy, With A Hint Of Slutty.

Occasional NSFW content. 18+ ONLY.

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[3rabbit]

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

[girljeremystrong]

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[tall]

[capacity2]

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[dogpuppy]

This would actually help my child after he’s seen a horror movie commercial

[dogpuppy]

[vita-min-bunniii]

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[lemon-labia]

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice