Forking Fuck

[xostargirlox]

[laceanddresses]

[rechords-moved]

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

[aavalon2]

Patricia Arquette by Ellen von Unwerth

[goldfish-inhaler]

Lestat's harlequin makeup turns me into a rabid dumpster possum, foaming at the mouth for a half-eaten croissant. I would become that man's personal hummingbird feeder given the chance. He could wring the blood out of me like a washcloth and I'd say thank you. Louis, Armand, Nicholas, Antionette, Akasha, I SEE YOU.

[levamplestat]

I wanted to be a symbol of evil in a shining century that didn't have any place for the literal evil that I am. I even figured I'd do some good in that fashion - playing the devil on the painted stage.

Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.03: NO PAIN.

[roseblossombuttercup]

[claudiadpdl]

one of my absolute favorite things that we need to talk about more is the absolutely fed up look on louis' face s2ep8 when he tells lestat he's going to be with armand.

that man did not want to be with armand and was hoping lestat would throw one of his typical fits, and when he didn't, louis (also insane) realized that, fuck, well now he's gotta commit to the bit.

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Save Lestat, mid eternal life crisis moment clutching his driftwood body pillow

[bisexualvampires]

he has a 100% divorce rate btw

[userarmand]

I have no coven. You took that from me. Au contraire, Maître.

[mylifeisalifestyle]

Why is 2024 me so attracted to 2007 James Roday Rodriguez?

[quinnmorgendorffer]

i saw legend (1985) half a week ago and i'm still not over tom cruise spending the whole film refusing to wear pants and squatting with his legs completely spread open and crying glitter, like just pure slutty, cunt-serving, twink tom cruise talking like an imp with a side of tim curry? what a great way to celebrate pride

[mosshroomish]

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

[fr0gc4t-deactivated20260122]

from pinterest ❤︎

[spock-fucks]

throughout tos i feel like kirk falls for spock at a normal seady pace and at a normal level like a reasonable person and spock just fucking nosedives into full, death-do-us-part devotion from day one and i just think that’s neat

[spock-fucks]

i think kirk matches spock toe to toe on feelings by the end of tmp (and certainly by sfs) but like, during the fiver year mission it seems pretty. reasonable

[spock-fucks]

kirk, after years of getting to know spock: i think i love him :)

spock, watching kirk step off the transporter day one of the five year mission: oh god oh fuck

spock, after a week of knowing him: if anything happens to jim i will risk the lives of everyone aboard this ship and also myself

[lacefuneral]

not 2 b self-indulgent on main but here’s a snippet from one of my (unfinished, unpublished) fics:

“I have wanted you - needed you - since the moment I first laid eyes on you. There is a word for this in my language. We call it shon-ha'lock - the engulfment. It is one of the most intense emotions a Vulcan can experience - the most dangerous to our way of life. As such, I could not permit myself to recognize it. I buried it, suppressed it, meditated until those feelings lessened to a more tolerable level - but they never truly went away. My feelings for you would wax and wane with intensity, like a moon’s gravitational pull upon a tide.”

(Vulcan shon-ha'lock is a canon concept, by the way.)

[soberscientistlife]